[Intro]
    

[Verse 1]
        
I wish this pl

           
ane would neve

       
r land
       
Let's take ano

          
ther lap aroun

             
d, if we can
             
I could watch 

              
every shitty m

            
ovie known to 

 
man
           
Oh, ain't this

           
 grand? I pray

     
 this flight d

on't end

    

[Verse 2]
      
I hope my taxi

            
 never comes
       
I'm fine to wa

            
it in line wit

            
h all my heavy

     
 stuff
             
I'll deal with

              
 every strange

            
r asking where

       
 I'm from
          
I hate small t

              
alk, but I'll 

        
stand here all

 night long

    
    
    

[Verse 3]
      
I hope this el

            
evator breaks
      
Might accident

             
ally hit the e

            
mergency brake
             
Hit every butt

            
on just to see

              
 how long it t

   
akes
          
From L to 8, l

           
ove, don't wai

  
t up, 'cause I

'll be late

    

[Verse 4]
        
Hope you're as

           
leep when I ge

      
t home
      
I'd love to se

           
e you but I ki

              
nd of sort of 

      
don't
             
'Cause if my a

             
irplane never 

            
lands, if my t


axi never come

s
            
If the elevato

            
r breaks, if y

            
ou're asleep w

             
hen I get home
             
You won't have

              
 to say out lo

           
ud what I know

              
 I'm gonna hea

 
r
            
You don't real

         
ly wanna marry

             
 me, do you, d

     
ear?
            
Do you, dear?

[Outro]
              
So can I stay 

              
here in the ai

       
r?
              
Can I stay her

                  
e in the air?
              
Let's just sta

            
y a while up h

   
eeeeeeeeere
              
Let's just sta

            
y a while up h

   
eeeeeeeeere
              
Let's just sta

           
y a while up h

    
ere