[Verse 1]
             
Well, I'm not 

              
too superstiti

             
ous, but I kno

ck on wood a l

ot
           
Prayin' I wake

              
 up tomorrow, 

        
get the guts t

o tell you off
             
But I know I'l

              
l never get th

              
ere, you could

  
 scream you wi

sh me dead
              
But I'll crawl

           
 back to you t

              
omorrow; why t

   
he hell can't 

I get mad?

[Refrain]
             
Someday, won't

         
 this be funny

?
              
Well, I want i

        
t funny now
            
Man, I wanna l

augh so loud
             
Someday, won't

         
 this be long 

ago?
              
I wanna feel t

    
hat now

[Chorus]
            
Sorry if I can

              
't see how I'm

  
 screwed
              
But hey, what 

        
can you do?
              
I'm a touchy f

     
eely fool
              
I would give a

            
nything to not

             
 give a shit a

     
bout you
              
Life is pretty

 
 cruel
              
For a touchy f

     
eely fool
              
I would give a

            
nything to not

             
 give a shit, 

      
but I do

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
             
Well, I'm not 

              
too claustroph

            
obic, but I lo

se my breath s

ometimes
           
Now I can't ev

              
en talk to ya;

           
 now your lawy

ers talk to mi

ne
             
Could you teac

              
h me to be rut

              
hless? Could I

 
 be unfeeling 

too?
           
Maybe someday 

              
when I'm older

           
, I'll be bett

er off like yo

u

[Bridge]
              
I'm better off

   
 a stick; I'm 

better off a s

tone
              
I'm better off

    
 a jerk; I'm b

etter off alon

e
              
I'm better not

 
 feeling stres

s or feeling b

liss
             
I won't feel m

uch; at least 

I won't be fee

lin' this

[Chorus]
     
I'm screwed
              
But hey, what 

        
can you do?
              
I'm a touchy f

     
eely fool
              
I would give a

            
nything to not

             
 give a shit a

     
bout you
              
Life is pretty

 
 cruel
              
For a touchy f

     
eely fool
              
I would give a

            
nything to not

             
 give a shit, 

            
but I do, I do

   
, I do
             
I would give a

             
nything to not

 
 give a shit

[Refrain]
             
Someday, won't

         
 this be funny

?
              
Well, I want i

        
t funny now
            
Man, I wanna l

augh so loud
             
Someday, won't

         
 this be long 

ago?
              
I wanna feel t

    
hat now

[Outro]
              
I'm sorry if I

             
 can't see how

     
 someday…
            
Someday, somed

        
ay