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[Intro]
   

[Verse 1]
          
Well, I'm not 

too superstiti

ous
      
But I knock on

 wood a lot
        
Prayin' I'll w

ake up tomorro

w
            
And get the gu

ts to tell you

 off
      
But I know I'l

l never get th

ere
          
You could scre

am you wish me

 dead
              
But I'll crawl

 
 back to you t

omorrow
        
Why the hell c

an't I get mad

?


[Pre-Chorus]
             
Someday, won't

         
 this be funny

?
              
Well, I want i

        
t funny now
              
Man, I wanna l


augh so loud
             
Someday, won't

         
 this be long 

ago?
              
I wanna feel t

    
hat now
           
Sorry if I can

't see how



[Chorus]
    
I'm screwed
              
But hey, what 

        
can you do?
              
I'm a touchy f

     
eely fool
             
I would give a

             
nything to not

              
 give a sh*t a

     
bout you
              
Life is pretty

 
 cruel
              
For a touchy f

     
eely fool
             
I would give a

             
nything to not

              
 give a sh*t, 

         
but I do

            
I would give a


nything to not

 give a sh*t


[Verse 2]
          
Well, I'm not 

too claustroph

obic
      
But I lose my 

breath sometim

es
      
Now I can't ev

en talk to ya
         
Now your lawye

rs talk to min

е
          
Could you teac

h me to be rut

hlеss?
        
Could I be unf

eeling too?
      
Maybe someday 

when I'm older
        
I'll be better

 off like you


[Bridge]
              
I'm better off

   
 a stick

I'm better off a stone
              
I'm better off

   
 a jerk

I'm better off alone
              
I'm better not

 
 feeling stres

s or feeling b

liss
             
I won't feel m


uch

At least I won't be feelin' this


[Chorus]
    
I'm screwed
              
But hey, what 

        
can you do?
              
I'm a touchy f

     
eely fool
             
I would give a

             
nything to not

              
 give a sh*t a

     
bout you
              
Life is pretty

 
 cruel
              
For a touchy f

     
eely fool
             
I would give a

             
nything to not

              
 give a sh*t, 

      
but I do
       
I do,  I do
             
I would give a


nything to not

 give a sh*t


[Outro]
            
But someday, w

             
on't this be f


unny?
              
Well, I want i

        
t funny now
             
Man, I wanna l


augh so loud
            
Someday, won't

         
 this be long 

ago?
              
I wanna feel t

    
hat now
              
I'm sorry if I

           
 can't see how

      
 someday
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