The Bed Song - Amanda Palmer
Tuning: , E A D G B E
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Exhibit A: We
are friends in
a sleeping ba
g, splitting t
he heat.
We have one fi
lthy pillow to
share, and yo
ur lips are in
my hair.
Someone upstai
#
rs has a rat t
hat we laughed
at, and peopl
e are drinking
and singing th
at Scarbouroug
h Fair on a uk
/
ulele dare.
[Instrumental]
[Verse 2]
Exhibit B: Wel
l, we found an
apartment. It
’s not much to
look at.
A futon on a f
loor. Torn-off
desktop
for a door.
All the decor'
s made of milk
crates and du
ct tape, and i
f we have sex
they can hear
us through the
floor, but we
don’t do that
anymore.
[Chorus 1]
And I lay ther
e wondering "W
hat is the mat
ter?"
"Is this a mat
ter of worse o
r of better?"
You took the b
lanket, so I t
ook the bedshe
et
but I would ha
ve held you if
you'd only...
N.C.
...let me.
[Instrumental]
[Verse 3]
Exhibit C: Loo
k how quaint a
nd how quiet a
nd private.
Our paychecks
have bought us
a condo in to
wn. It's the n
icest flat
around.
You picked a m
attress and ha
d it delivered
, and I walked
upstairs
and the sight
of it made my
heart pound,
and I wrapped
my arms aroun
d me.
[Chorus 2]
And I stood th
ere wondering:
"What is the
matter?"
"Is this a mat
ter of worse o
r of better?"
You walked rig
ht past me and
straightened
the covers
but I would st
ill love you i
f you wanted a
lover.
[Bridge]
And you said:
all the money
in the...
world won't bu
y a bed s
o big and wide
to guarantee t
hat you won't.
..
ac- ci- den-
tally touch me
in the night.
[Instrumental]
[Verse 4]
Exhibit D: Now
we're both mo
stly paralyzed
. Don't know h
ow long
we've been lyi
ng here in fea
r, too afraid
to even feel
.
I find my glas
#
ses and you tu
rn the light o
ut, roll off o
n your side
like you've ro
lled away for
years, holding
back those ki
ng-size tea
rs.
[Chorus 3]
And I still do
n't ask you: "
What is the ma
tter?"
"Is this a mat
ter of worse o
r of better?"
You take the h
eart failure,
I'll take the
cancer.
I've long stop
ped wondering
why you don't
answer.
[Instrumental]
[Verse 5]
Exhibit E: You
can certainly
see how fulfi
lling a life
from the cost
and size of st
one of our fin
al resting hom
e.
We got some ni
ce ones right
under a cherry
tree.
You and me lyi
ng the only wa
y we know: sid
e by side and
still and cold
.
[Chorus 4]
And I finally
ask you: "What
was the matte
r?"
"Was it a matt
er of worse or
of better?"
You stretch yo
ur arms out an
d finally face
me. You say:
"I would have
told you if yo
u'd only asked
me, if you'd
only asked me,
if you'd only
asked me."
[Outro]