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[Intro]

   


[Verse]

              
You used to ge

              
t it in your f


ishnets
              
Now you only g

              
et it in your 

 
night dress
              
Discarded all 

              
the naughty ni

        
ghts for nicen

ess
              
Landed in a ve

          
ry common cris

is
              
Everything's i

              
n order in a b


lack hole
              
Nothing seems 

              
as pretty as t

   
he past though
              
The Bloody Mar

              
y's lacking he

    
r Tabasco
              
Remember when 

              
you used to be

   
 a rascal?


[Chorus]

              
Oh the boy's a

 
 slag
              
The best you e

       
ver had
              
The best you e

       
ver had
             
Is just a memo

             
ry and those d

#
reams
              
But as daft as

 
 they seem
              
As daft as the

 
y seem
              
My love when y

    
ou dream them 

up...


[Verse]

              
Flicking throu

              
gh a little bo

       
ok of sex tips
              
Remember when 

              
the boys were 

      
all electric?
              
Now when she's

              
 told she's go

    
nna get it
              
I'm guessing t

              
hat she'd rath

         
er just forget

 it
              
Clinging to no

              
t getting sent

 
imental
              
Said she wasn'

              
t going but sh

  
e went still
              
Likes her gent

              
lemen not to b

   
e gentle
              
Was it a Mecca

              
 dauber or a b

       
etting pencil?


[Chorus]

              
Oh the boy's a

 
 slag
              
The best you e

    
ver had
              
The best you e

    
ver had
             
Is just a memo

              
ry and those d


reams
              
But as daft as

      
 they seem
              
As daft as the

  
y seem
              
My love when y

   
ou dream them 

up
           
Oh Flo, where 

       
did you go?
              
Where did you 


go?
              
Where did you 

  
go? Woah.


[Instrumental]

   


[Chorus]

          
Falling about
           
You took a lef

              
t off Last Lau

   
gh Lane
              
You were just 

             
sounding it ou


t
           
You're not com

            
ing back again

.

          
Falling about
           
You took a lef

              
t off Last Lau

   
gh Lane
              
You were just 

             
sounding it ou


t
           
You're not com

           
ing back again

.


[Outro]

              
You used to ge

             
t it in your f

ishnets
              
Now you only g

              
et it in your 


night dress
              
Discarded all 

              
the naughty ni

         
ghts for nicen

ess
              
Landed in a ve

          
ry common cris

is
              
Everything's i

             
n order in a b

lack hole
              
Nothing seems 

              
as pretty as t

   
he past though
              
That Bloody Ma

              
ry's lacking i

  
n Tabasco
              
Remember when 

              
he used to be 

          
a rascal?