[Intro]
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[Verse]
             
     Now then 

        
Mardy Bum
           
I see your fro

wn
              
And it's like 

            
looking down t

   
he barrel of a

 gun
            
And it goes of

f
              
And out come a

        
ll these words
             
Oh there's a v

             
ery pleasant s


ide to you
  
A side I much 

prefer


[Chorus]
              
It's one that 

             
laughs and jok

    
es around
             
Remember cuddl

            
es in the kitc

hen
         
Yeah, to get t

hings off the 

ground
             
And it was up,

         
 up and away
              
Oh, but it's r

             
ight hard to r

  
emember
            
That on a day 

              
like today whe

             
n you're all a

rgumentative
             
   And you've 

             
got the face o

n

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[Verse]
             
Well now then 

       
Mardy Bum
             
Oh I'm in trou

            
ble again, are

    
n't I?
             
I thought as m

uch
              
Cause you turn

         
ed over there
              
Pulling that s

             
ilent disappoi

  
ntment face
    
The one that I

 can't bear


[Chorus]
             
Can't we laugh

            
 and jokes aro

und
             
Remember cuddl

            
es in the kitc

hen
         
Yeah, to get t

hings off the 

ground
             
And it was up,

         
 up and away
              
Oh, but it's r

             
ight hard to r

  
emember
            
That on a day 

              
like today whe

         
n you're all a

rgumentative
             
   And you've 

             
got the face o

n


[Bridge]
(           
And yeah, I'm 

            
sorry I was la

te
              
But I missed t

     
he train
              
And then the t

             
raffic was a s

tate
              
And I can't be

             
 arsed to carr

              
y on in this d

  
ebate
              
That reoccurs,

             
 oh when you s

ay I don't car

e
              
But of course 

             
I do, yeah I c

       
learly do!


[Chorus]
             
Can't we laugh

          
 and jokes aro

und
             
Remember cuddl

            
es in the kitc

hen
         
Yeah, to get t

hings off the 

ground
             
And it was up,

         
 up and away
              
Oh, but it's r

             
ight hard to r

  
emember
            
That on a day 

              
like today whe

             
n you're all a

rgumentative
             
   And you've 

             
got the face o

n