[Verse 1]
             
So it went lik

             
e this, I fini


shed work
           
And then I dro


ve home pissed

, oh God, what

's worse
              
Than when your

             
 shit's all tw

            
isted, everyth

       
ing's off (Uh)
             
So I hit the j

            
oint and now I

'm feeling bet

ter
      
And I strip do

wn south 'caus

e I'm the nake

d neighbor
             
It's a choice 

              
or am I cursed

           
? It's a toss 


up


[Pre-chorus]
             
Sometimes I ge

             
t on my knees
           
Pray to God, t


he birds, and 

the bees
             
I do it in a c

              
risis, it's a 

            
crisis nightly

   
 now
              
And through my

             
 nightgown the

             
re's a breeze
              
And out the wi

 
ndow, through 

the trees
              
I see it and i

    
t's striking
            
It's a bowling

          
 alley party I


 forgot about


[Chorus]
             
But I got my c

              
reams on and m

 
y gown on
         
And I don't th

              
ink anyone car

              
es if I go or 

   
not
              
So wrong to th

            
ink everyone l

       
oves me?
              
But doesn't ne

              
ed to be aroun

             
d me all the t

ime
         
(Oh, oh, oh)


              
But I'll be ho

              
nest, yeah, th

              
e bowling alle

              
y kinda sounds

 
 nice
         
(Oh, oh, oh)


And I'm invited, so I'll go there tonight


[Verse 2]
             
So I get up fa

        
st, hate to ke

ep 'em waiting
        
Party's not fu

n yet cause I'

m too busy pra

ying
             
God, I'm so ha

            
ppy to be rush

      
ing off, mm
             
So I walk in h

            
ot, oh great, 

nobody noticed
         
'Til I hit tha

              
t strike, then

              
 everybody not

            
iced me (uh hu

h)
     
Everybody love

s a winner

Who's gonna te

ll them I'm a 

lucky beginner


[Pre-chorus]
             
I get on my kn

   
ees
           
Pray to God, t


he birds, and 

the bees
             
Do it in a cri

              
sis, it's a cr

            
isis nightly n

 
ow
              
And from the f

             
ront door come

          
s a breeze
              
And out the wi

 
ndow, through 

the trees
              
I see it and i

    
t's frightenin

g
            
It's a candle 

          
in my room, fo


rgot to blow i

t out


[Chorus]
             
But I got my j

              
eans on and my


 crown on
         
And the whole 

              
place totally 

              
cares if I go 

      
or not
              
So wrong to th

            
ink everyone l

       
oves me?
              
And they need 

              
to be around m

          
e all the time
         
(Oh, oh, oh)


              
But I'll be ho

              
nest, yeah, th

              
e nightgown ki

           
nda sounds nic

e
         
(Oh, oh, oh)


I take the trophy and I Irish goodbye


[Interlude]
     
Oooooooh (Say 

it ain't so, I

 love to go ho

me)
     
Oooooooh (Say 

it ain't so, I

 love to go)


[Chorus]
              
Cause I got my

             
 creams on and

   
 my gown on
         
And I don't th

              
ink anyone car

              
es if I'm home

       
 or not
              
So wrong to th

            
ink everyone l

       
oves me?
              
It doesn't nee

              
d to be about 

           
me all the tim

e
         
(Oh, oh, oh)


              
But I'll be ho

              
nest, yeah, th

              
e bowling alle

             
y kinda felt n

ice
         
(Oh, oh, oh)


I turn the light on and I stare at the prize