[Intro] (continues through verses)

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A|------------
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Absolute posit
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A|------------
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ions
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[Verse]

             
I'm coming up 

            
only to hold y

   
ou under
             
And coming up 

            
only to show y

      
ou're wrong
            
And to know yo

             
u is hard, we 


wonder
            
To know you al

           
l wrong, we wa

rn

   
Oooooooooooh
   
Oooooooooooh

            
Really too lat

             
e to call, so 

   
we wait for
            
Morning to wak

             
e you is all w

  
e got
            
To know me as 

      
hardly golden
            
Is to know me 

             
all wrong, the

  
y warn


[Chorus]

             
At every occas

             
ion I'll be re

            
ady for the fu

neral
             
And every occa

             
sion, once mor

              
e, it's called

     
 the funeral
             
At every occas

             
ion, oh, I'm r

             
eady for the f

uneral
             
And every occa

              
sion, oh, one 

           
billion day fu

neral


[Verse]

             
I'm coming up 

            
only to show y

      
ou're down for
             
And coming up 

            
only to show y

      
ou're wrong

            
To the outside

             
, the dead lea

        
ves lay on the

 lawn
            
For they don't

             
 have trees to

 
 hang upon

   
Oooooooooooh
   
Oooooooooooh


[Chorus]

             
At every occas

             
ion I'll be re

            
ady for the fu

neral
             
And every occa

             
sion, once mor

              
e, it's called

     
 the funeral
             
At every occas

             
ion, oh, I'm r

             
eady for the f

uneral
             
And every occa

              
sion, oh, one 

           
billion day fu

neral


[Outro]

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(strum last C once)