D5* see intro tab
D9* xx021x (always strum once)

[Intro]

           
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[Verse 1]

             
In the time of

             
 chimpanzees I


 was a monkey
             
Butane in my v

             
eins and I'm o


ut to cut the 

junkie
             
With the plast

             
ic eyeballs, s


pray-paint the

 vegetables
             
Dog food stall

           
s with the bee


fcake pantyhos

e
             
Kill the headl

          
ights and put 


it in neutral
             
Stock car flam

           
in' with a los


er and the cru

ise control
             
Baby's in Reno

      
 with the vita

min D
             
Got a couple o

           
f couches, sle


ep on the love

-seat
             
Someone came i

              
n sayin' I'm i


nsane to compl

ain
             
About a shotgu

              
n wedding and 

           
a stain on my 


shirt
             
Don't believe 

              
everything tha

      
t you breathe
             
You get a park

              
ing violation 

              
and a maggot o

       
n your sleeve

So shave your 

face with some

 mace in the d

ark

Savin' all you

r food stamps 

and burnin' do

wn the trailer

 park
   
     Yo, cut i

t

[Chorus]

       
Soooy un perde

   
dooor
             
I'm a loser ba


byyy
             
So, why don't 

         
you kill me? (

double-barrel 

buckshot)
       
Soooy un perde

   
dooor
             
I'm a loser ba


byyy
             
So, why don't 

         
you kill me?

[Verse 2]

N.C.
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
N.C.
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
 N.C.
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
N.C.
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag

With the rerun

 shows and the

 cocaine nose-

job

The daytime cr

ap of the folk

singer slob

He hung himsel

f with a guita

r string
  
A slab of turk

ey-neck and it

's hanging fro

m a pigeon win

g

 You can't wri

te if you can'

t relate

           
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Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate

           
And my time is

              
 a piece of wa

              
x falling on a

 
 termite
N.C.
That's choking on the splinters

[Chorus]

       
Soooy un perde

   
dooor
             
I'm a loser ba


byyy
             
So, why don't 

         
you kill me? (

get crazy with

 the cheeze wh

iz)
       
Soooy un perde

   
dooor
             
I'm a loser ba


byyy
             
So, why don't 

         
you kill me?  

 
(drive-by body

 pierce)

[Interlude]

 N.C.
(Yo, bring it on down)
 N.C.
(Soooy...)

           
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(I'm a driver,

 I'm a winner
           
Things are gon

           
na change, I c

.
an feel it)

[Chorus]

       
Soooy un perde

   
dooor
             
I'm a loser ba


byyy
             
So, why don't 

         
you kill me? (

get crazy with

 the cheeze wh

iz)
       
Soooy un perde

   
dooor
             
I'm a loser ba


byyy
             
So, why don't 

         
you kill me? (

leh!)
       
Soooy un perde

   
dooor
             
I'm a loser ba


byyy
             
So, why don't 

         
you kill me? (

sprechen Sie D

eutsch, eh, ba

by?)
       
Soooy un perde

   
dooor
             
I'm a loser ba


byyy
             
So, why don't 

         
you kill me? (

know what I'm 

sayin'?)

[Outro]