[Verse]

  
Monday morning

 wake up knowi

ng that you've

 got to go to 

school

 
Tell your mum 

what to expect

, she says it'

s right out of

 the blue

 
Do you went to

 work in Deben

ham's, because

 that's what t

hey expect

    
Start in Linge

rie, and Doris

 is your super

visor

  
And the head s

aid that you a

lways were a q

ueer one from 

the start

 
For careers yo

u say you went

 to be remembe

red for your a

rt

 
Your obsession

s get you know

n throughout t

he school for 

being strange

  
Making life-si

ze models of t

he Velvet Unde

rground in cla

y

  
In the queue f

or lunch they 

take the piss,

 you've got no

 appetite

 
And the rumour

 is you never 

go with boys a

nd you are tig

ht

 
So they jab yo

u with a fork,

 you drop the 

tray and go be

rserk

  
While your cle

aning up the m

ess the teache

r's looking up

 your skirt

 
You've been us

ed,

  
Are you calm? 

Settle down

  
Write a song, 

I'll sing alon

g


Soon you will 

know that you 

are sane


You're on top 

of the world a

gain