[Intro]

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Well I woke up

              
 this morning 

             
about a quarte

              
r past four gr

        
abbed my cap a

nd my bag and 

slipped out th

e door
             
And hooked up 

              
my tractor to 

             
the u-haul hit

           
ch and went an

d picked up Vi

nce and we hea

ded out to pee

p the sitch'
              
Figured we’d t

              
ry to get into

              
 some smallies

              
 in the clearw

        
ater

Prayin' there 

wasn’t nothing

 to get snagge

d up on    
(Lick 2)


             
So we were cru

              
ising somewher

             
e near Livings

             
ton Had some h


erb in my bowl

 and lit it ag

ain
             
I was jabbered

              
 at the jaw an

             
d crimson in t

              
he eye and on 

    
the way to dal

e hollow

I was floatin'

 like a butter

fly then I got

 stung by a be

e      
(Lick 3)


             
Had to squeeze

              
 the mustard u

             
ncle Vinnie sa

              
id wow then I 


saw the lights

 flash and my 

heart sank dow

n
             
then a man rol

              
led up with a 

             
real nice lean

          
 and I rolled 

down the windo

w and he smell

ed my weed

he said I’m of

ficer Looper t

he Tennessee S

tate Trooper
              
and I’ll take 

             
your license  

             
     and your 

              
registration  

 
     and your 

grass

I guess it was

 only a matter

 of time    
(Lick 3)


             
He said where 

              
you headin', I

             
 said to catch

            
 some bass He 

said step on o

ut under my ma

gnifying glass

,
             
he made me wat

              
ch his fingers

             
 and touch my 

             
nose then he m


ade me count t

o thirty but t

hen he let me 

go
              
made my day   

            
             I

              
 reckon it was

              
 a little catc

          
h and release 

        
(Lick 4)


             
So that there’

              
s my story and

             
 I want you to

              
 know, if your


 goina go fish

ing better tak

er slow,
             
better look bo

              
th ways, and k

             
eeper in line,

          
 let this be a

 lesson to you

 and your part

ners in crime
       
Always watch y

our 6 & 9, don

’t roll throug

h the stop sig

n, you don’t a

lways need to 

make the verse

s rhyme
       
Don’t be mixin

 liquor with y

our wine, if y

ou feel so inc

lined to keep 

me in mind

And by the way, only break one law..... at a time       
(Lick 5)


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[Lick 3]
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[Lick 5]
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