Hi guys :D I invented this tab playing on an acoustic guitar, but I hope it's good 
for a electric guitar too. Enjoy! 




It's 
             
christmas eve 

              
and I've only 

        
wrapped two fu

ckin' presents

 
              
It`s christmas

             
 eve and I've 

             
only wrapped t

wo fuckin' pre

sents 
      
And I hate, ha

te, hate your 

guts, 
  
I hate, hate, 

hate your guts

, 
             
And I'll never

            
 talk to you a

gain, 

unless your da

d will suck me

 off 
            
I'll never tal

         
k to you again

 

unless your mo

m will touch m

y cock 
            
I'll never tal

         
k to you again

 

ejaculate into

 a sock 
            
I'll never tal

         
k to you again

, 
             
I'll never tal

         
k to you again

 

             
It's Labor day

              
 and my grandp

           
a just ate sev

en fuckin' hot

 dogs 
             
It`s Labor day

              
 and my grandp

           
a just ate sev

en fuckin' hot

 dogs 
    
and he shit sh

it shits his p

ants. 
    
He's alway's f

uckin' shittin

 his pants 
             
And I'll never

            
 talk to you a

gain 

unless your da

d will suck me

 off 
            
I'll never tal

         
k to you again

 

unless your mo

m will touch m

y cock 
            
I'll never tal

         
k to you again

 

ejaculate into

 a sock 
            
I'll never tal

         
k to you again

, 
             
I'll never tal

         
k to you again