[Intro]

        x4

[Verse 1]

            
  I took her o

#
ut
         
  it was a Fri

day night
          
  I wore colog

ne
           
  to get the f

#
eeling right
            
  We started m

#
aking out
            
  and she took

 
 off my pants
            
  But then I t

#             
urned on the T


V

[Chorus 1]

    
And that's abo

ut the
              
time she walke

   
d away from
         
me     Nobody 


likes you
            
when you're tw

     
enty-three
           
  And are stil

  
l more
           
amused by TV s

#
hows
           
What the hell 

   
is ADD?
   
My friends say

 I
       
should act my 

age

  What's my ag

e again?

  What's my ag

e again?

[Post-Chorus]

      

[Verse 2]

            
  Then later o

#
n
       
  on the drive

 home
             
  I called her

 
 mom
       
  from a pay p

hone
          
  I said I was

 the cops
            
  And your hus


band's in jail

 This state lo

oks
          
down on sodomy

[Chorus 2]

    
And that's abo

ut the time
              
that bitch hun

      
g up on me
      
  Nobody likes

 you when
            
you're twenty-


three
           
  And are stil

  
l more amused
            
by prank phone

 
 calls
           
What the hell 

   
is caller ID?
            
My friends say

          
 I should act
      
my age What's 

my age again?

  What's my ag

e again?

[Interlude]

        x3
      

[Chorus 3]

    
And that's abo

ut the time
            
she walked awa

       
y from me
      
  Nobody likes

 you when
            
you're twenty-


three
           
  And you stil

  
l act like
          
you're in Fres

hman
   
year What the 

hell
   
is wrong with 

me?
   
My friends say

 I
       
should act my 

age

  What's my ag

e again?

[Chorus 4]

    
And that's abo

ut the
              
time she broke

 
 up with
         
me    No one s

      
hould take
              
themselves so 

     
seriously
         
  With many ye

ars
         
ahead to fall 

in
   
line Why would

 you
     
wish that on m

e?
            
I never want t

  
o act my
   
age What's my 

age again?

  What's my ag

e again?

[Outro]

        x3
         (hold)