Intro:
 


Verse 1:
             
Mr Briggs is o

              
n holiday, but

 
 he stays in h

is room
             
It's too cold 

            
to go out for 

    
his evening sm

oke
             
The lady down 

              
the hallway is

 
 deaf and daft

 to what you s

ay
             
She's too busy

            
 dreaming of a

    
 Chihuahua dog


Chorus:
        
Say goodbye
             
Then slowly dr

     
ift away
           
To somewheeeer

e
  
Oo  oo  ooh
  
Oo  oo  ooh


Verse 2:
             
Mr Briggs need

              
s sleep now; h

    
e's been up fo

r a week
             
He can hear a 

            
buzz, buzz, bu

       
zzing in his h

ead
             
He has a three

              
-bar heater, b

   
ut it don't ke

ep him warm
             
If he bought a

            
nother, then h

    
e'd have three

 more

(repeat chorus)


Solo:
 • • •  • • •  •  •  •••

             
La, la, la, la

              
, la, la, la, 

    
la, la, la
           
La, la, la, la

  
, la, la


Verse 3:
             
Mr Briggs, whi

              
le on holiday,

 
 never left hi

s bed
             
Walked around 

            
in circles, bu

  
t only in his 

head
             
The lady down 

              
the hallway is

 
 running out o

f pills
             
She could pull

            
 herself toget

             
her, but she k

nows she never

 will

(repeat chorus; end with solo)