[Intro]
     

[Verse]
            
The books you 

             
think I wrote 

             
are way too th

           
ick
            
Who needs a th

             
ousand metapho

             
rs to figure o

              
ut you shouldn

   
't be a dick?
           
And I don't wa

              
tch you when y

                    
ou sleep
           
Surprisingly I

              
 don't use my 

             
omnipotence to

            
 be a fucking 


creep


[Chorus]
            
You're not goi

                   
ng to heaven
              
Why the fuck w

            
ould you think

             
 I'd ever kick

            
 it with you?
              
None of you ar

         
e going to hea

ven
             
There's a tril

           
lion aliens co

             
oler than you

              


[Bridge]
            
You shouldn't 

             
abstain from r

            
ape just becau

              
se you think t

             
hat I want you

    
 to

         

            
You shouldn't 

              
rape 'cause ra

             
pe is a fucked

              
 up thing to d

 
o


      
(Pretty obviou

s just don't f

ucking rape pe

ople

Didn't think I had to write that one down for ya.)


[Verse]
            
I don't think 

             
masturbation i

                 
s obscene
            
It's absolutel

             
y natural and 

             
the weirdest f

              
ucking thing I

                 
've ever seen
             
You make my jo

              
b a living hel

          
l
            
I sent gays to

             
 fix overpopul

     
ation
             
And boy, did t

       
hat go well


[Chorus]
            
You're not goi

                  
ng to heaven
              
Eat a thousand

            
 crackers, sin

             
g a million hy

   
mns
              
None of you ar

           
e going to hea

          
ven
              
You're not my 

            
children, you'

             
re a bad game 

        
of sims

         


[Bridge]
            
You shouldn't 

             
abstain from p

              
ork 'cause you

            
 think that I 

          
want you to

         

            
You can eat po

             
rk 'cause why 

              
the fuck would

          
 I give a shit

?

     
I created the 

universe, thin

k I'm drawing 

the line at th

e fuckin' deli

 aisle?)


[Verse]
            
You argue and 

             
you bicker and

               
 you fight
           
Atheists and C

             
atholics, Jews

              
 and Hindus ar

           
gue day and ni

ght
             
Over what they

                     
 think is true
           
But no one ent

             
ertains the th

              
ought that may

              
be God does no

             
t believe in y

  
ou


[Chorus]
            
You pray so ba

                    
dly for heaven
              
knowing any da

           
y may be the d

            
ay that you di

e
              
But maybe life

            
 on earth coul

                
d be heaven
              
Doesn't just t

            
he thought of 

             
it make it wor

            
th a try?

         


             
My love's the 

             
type of thing 

             
that you have 

        
to earn
             
And when you e

             
arn it you won

  (    
't need it

x2


            
I'm not gonna 

             
give you love 

              
just 'cause I 

            
know that you 

       
want me to
            
If you want lo

              
ve then the lo

             
ve has gotta c

            
ome from you

[Outro]