[Verse 1]


Have you ever 

felt sad or lo

nely?

Have you ever 

felt two feet 

tall?

Have you ever 

thought, "Man,

 if only

I was anybody 

else at all."

They like to k

ick you

when times get

 rough

And you give y

our all

But it's not e

nough


[Pre-chorus 1]

            
And sticks and

             
 stones might 

break your bon

es
             
But words can 

          
break your hea


rt
            
But if you don

       
't know where 

to go
             
I'll show you 

        
where to start


[Chorus]

            
Kill yourself,


 it'll only ta

ke a minute

You'll be happ

y that you did

 it
        
Just go over t

o your oven

And shove your head in it
            
Kill yourself,


 really, you s

hould do it
       
There's really

 nothing to it
     
Just grab a mu

g

And chug a cup of lighter fluid


[Verse 2]


I sound unempa

thetic

I sound mean a

nd rude

Suicide is an 

epidemic
             
And I don't wa

              
nna be miscons

 
trued
              
Signs of depre

 
ssion go overl

ooked

So if you're d

epressed

Then you need 

to book


[Pre-chorus 2]

  
A therapy sess

ion
      
Talk about you

r depression
            
And let a prof

           
essional hear 


it
            
But if you sea

        
rch for moral 

wisdom
           
in Katy Perry'

    
s lyrics, then


[Chorus 2]

            
Kill yourself,


 it won't be p

ainful

If you are abl

e
   
To give a litt

le kiss to an 

oncoming train

, you'll
            
Kill yourself,


 it's over, mu

ll it

There's a trig

ger, pull it

Get it through

 your head, "i

t" being a bul

let


[Verse 3]

             
Stick your ton

          
gue in a plug
              
Suck a pipe of

     
 exhaust
              
Make some toas

          
t in the tub
              
Nail yourself 

         
to a cross
              
Hold your brea

              
th till it's g


one
              
Drink a gallon

      
 of mace
            
Be gay in Iran
              
Let Oprah sit 

          
on your face


[Outro]

              
Jump off of a 

   
bridge
              
Skinny dip in 

     
a flood
              
Sky dive attac

           
hed to a fridg

e
              
Drink a Haitia

        
n guy's blood
              
Break into the

 
 zoo
              
Give the tiger

   
 a shove
              
Eat a Phillips

      
 head screw
              
Marry Courtney

      
 Love