Tuning is DADF#AD. Chord names are roughly accurate; the shapes are very simple.

[Chords]

                                

D |-----------
A |----0------
F#|----0------
D |----2------
A |----2------
D |----2------

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----0---------
----0---------
----5---------
----5---------
----5---------

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-0----------0-
-0----------0-
-7----------0-
-7----------0-
-7----------0-

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---------0----
---------0----
---------4----
---------4----
---------4----

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[Intro]

     


[Verse 1]
       
On the on-ramp

, you said
         
"If you love m

              
e, you will li

              
sten to this s


ong"
            
And I could te

             
ll that you we

       
re serious so 

  
I
              
Didn't tell yo

           
u you were dri


ving the wrong

 way
           
On the interst

              
ate until the 

         
song was done
       
You felt like 

       
an idiot, addi

        
ng an hour to 

    
the drive
              
But it gave us

              
 more time to 


embarrass ours

elves
         
telling storie

         
s we wouldn't 

        
tell anyone el


se


[Chorus]
           
You said, "I m

              
ight like you 

       
less now that 

         
you know me   

    
so        well

"
           
I might like y

       
ou less now th

         
at you know me

         
    so        


 well


[Verse 2]
         
Leonard Cohen 

     
once said
           
"There's a cra

             
ck in everythi

              
ng, that's how

         
 the light get

  
s in"
           
And I am not a

  
n old man havi

ng an
   
exis - ten - t

#     
ial    cri   -

   
   sis
              
At a Buddhist 

         
monastery, wri

         
ting horny poe


try


[Bridge]
        
But I agree
             
I never though

        
t you'd happen

   
 to me
             
I never though

        
t you'd happen

   
 to me


[Outro]