[Chorus 1]

             
Today I don't 

             
feel like doin

 
g anything
            
I just wanna l

        
ay in my bed
             
Don't feel lik

          
e picking up m

y phone

So leave a mes

sage at the to

ne
             
Cause today I 

            
swear I'm not 

      
doing anything


[Verse 1]

              
Uh, I'm gonna 

             
kick my feet u

      
p and stare at

 the fan

Turn the TV on

, throw my han

d in my pants
             
Nobody's gonna

           
 tell me I can

't, nah
             
I'll be loungi

              
n' on the couc

        
h, just chilli

n' in my snugg

ie

Click to MTV s

o they can tea

ch me how to d

ougie
             
Cause in my ca

             
stle I'm the f

      
reakin man


[Pre-Chorus 1]

       
Oh oh, yes I s

aid it

I said it
             
I said it caus

    
e I can


[Chorus 2]

             
Today I don't 

             
feel like doin

 
g anything
            
I just wanna l

        
ay in my bed
             
Don't feel lik

          
e picking up m

y phone

So leave a mes

sage at the to

ne
             
Cause today I 

          
swear I'm not 

doing anything

Nothing at all
       
Ooh hoo ooh ho

o

Hoo ooh ooh, n

othing at all
       
Ooh hoo ooh ho

o

Hoo ooh ooh


[Verse 2]

             
Tomorrow I'll 

              
wake up, do so

   
me P90X

Meet a really 

nice girl, hav

e some really 

nice sex
             
And she's gonn

             
a scream out, 

          
"this is great

" (Oh my god, 

this is great)
             
I might mess a

              
round and get 

   
my college deg

ree

I bet my old m

an will be so 

proud of me
             
I'm sorry pops

             
, you just hav

    
e to wait


[Pre-Chorus 2]

       
Oh oh, yes I s

aid it

I said it
             
I said it caus

    
e I can


[Chorus 3]

             
Today I don't 

             
feel like doin

 
g anything
            
I just wanna l

        
ay in my bed
             
Don't feel lik

          
e picking up m

y phone

So leave a mes

sage at the to

ne
             
Cause today I 

            
swear I'm not 

     
doing anything


[Bridge]

            
No, I ain't go

           
nna comb my ha

ir
        
Cause I ain't 

going anywhere
           
No no no no no

         
 no no no nooo
            
I'll just stru

              
t in my birthd

  
ay suit
    
And let everyt

hing hang loos

e
            
Yeah yeah yeah

             
 yeah yeah yea

            
h yeah yeah ye

ahhh


[Chorus 4]

             
Ohh, today I d

             
on't feel like

      
 doing anythin

g
            
I just wanna l

        
ay in my bed
             
Don't feel lik

          
e picking up m

y phone

So leave a mes

sage at the to

ne
             
Cause today I 

          
swear I'm not 

doing anything
 
Nothing at all
       
Ooh hoo ooh ho

o

Hoo ooh ooh, n

othing at all
       
Ooh hoo ooh ho

o

Hoo ooh ooh
           
Nothing at all