[Intro]
   
   
   
   
   
 

[Verse 1]
            
  I am full of

  
 heavy metals
        
  I am a heavy

 metal man
         
  I have work 

                      
in the morning
           
  I have two b

           
ags over each 

     
hand

        

            
  I came up th

   
e stairs
          
  I came to me

         
et your cigare

ttes
            
You'd like to 

           
keep my salesm

              
an's teeth, wo

           
uldn't you, ba


by?
            
Well, I'm on a

          
 pirate's craz

              
y-eyed quest, 

  
mm

        

            
  I am wired t

    
o the man
          
  I take the t

       
rain at dawn f

or him
            
  I threw the 

           
horrible secre

           
t out, mm
            
  I bring the 

      
front door int

o our house

          

            
  I came up he

  
re freeze
            
  I came up he

              
re to sleep in

              
 your infamous

         
 kitchen
         
  You're holdi

              
ng out your ba

         
by's shoes, I 

can't take 'em
            
  I pray to a 

           
pirate's mania

       
c religion

     

[Chorus]
          
Oh, cancer of 

             
the fingers
            
And the hands 

                
of a beginner
          
Songs are mean

           
t for bad sing

    
ers
     
 I can't reach

            
 cancer of the

          
 80s
            
I was beat wit

              
h ukuleles
            
Oh, songs are 

            
a hundred ugly

         
 babies

I can't feed

[Verse 2]
            
My face is on 

    
the dollars
        
I am one dolla

r in your hand
            
I'd write a he

          
ll of a letter
        
And anyone who

 doesn't know 

any better
            
Would tell you

          
, I am that $0

  
 man

 
Oh
            
  I painted ov

       
er the perfect

 nose
          
   That touche

              
s something yo

         
u learned in 2

011
            
   I buckled u

            
p for the fata


l crash
              
Took a bullet 

           
through the bu

           
lletproof glas

s
            
I kissed the e

        
mptiest car on

 the road
  
Oh   oh

[Chorus]
          
Oh, cancer of 

               
the fingers
            
And the hands 

                 
of a beginner
          
Songs of legen

               
dary swingers
     
I can't keep c

            
ancer of the 8

      
0s
           
I've been gett

            
ing spanked by

             
 everybody lat

         
ely
            
All these song

            
s are a hundre

        
d ugly babies,

    
 oh

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