Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Fag - Car Seat Headrest
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Car Seat Headrest - portrait of the artist as a young fag
[Intro]
(x5)
[Verse]
My fingerprint
s are getting
burned off
From using the
too hot touch
pad
Of my MacBook
Pro
As I casually
scroll through
The fetish-bas
ed forum
Of which I am
an active memb
er
I promise I wi
ll never use t
he term anthro
-fiction
When describin
g your body of
work
I promise I wi
ll never stop
over using sup
#
erlative
Words like rad
or awesome or
neato
[Chorus]
Because you al
ways work on T
hursday night
And I need som
ething else to
analyze
I'm making a f
#
ortune, painti
ng you a portr
ait of the art
ist
[Instrumental]
[Verse]
While I'm wait
ing for these
updates to upl
#
oad
Let me talk fo
r just a minut
e about your
Use of the sym
bolic father f
#
igure
I haven't been
outside since
last week
When I went to
the beach
Where I spent
the whole time
Looking at the
ocean
Wishing it was
warmer
Where I spent
the whole time
Looking for a
stronger wirel
ess signal
Because cellul
ar net only ha
d two bars
And was very u
nreliable
[Chorus]
Because you al
ways work on T
hursday night
And I need som
ething else to
analyze
I'm making a f
#
ortune, painti
ng you a portr
ait of the art
ist
[Instrumental]
[Bridge]
N.C.
When I was a kid going into elementary school
N.C.
Right before I went into elementary school
N.C.
I was afraid of everything
N.C.
I couldn't listen to the radio, I was afraid of the radio
N.C.
Now that I'm going into college it's like the exact same thing
N.C.
I am literally becoming afraid of everything
[Chorus]
Because you al
ways work on T
hursday night
And I need som
ething else to
analyze
I'm making a f
#
ortune, painti
ng you a portr
ait of the art
ist
Because you al
ways work on T
hursday night
And I need som
ething else to
analyze
I'm making a f
#
ortune, painti
ng you a portr
ait of the art
ist
[Outro]
(x8)