[Chorus]
             
You got some s

parkly abs,
              
That beautiful

 
 facial hair.
             
You make me wa

              
nna jump right

              
 off of that c

     
liff over ther

e.
             
'Cuz you are w

ay too handsom

e, yeah.
       
I get intrusiv

e thoughts of 

death.
N.C.
Wait what?

             
You got some s

parkly abs,
              
That beautiful

 
 facial hair.
             
You make me wa

              
nna jump right

              
 off of that c

     
liff over ther

e.
             
'Cuz you are w

ay too handsom

e, yeah.
       
I get intrusiv

e thoughts of 

death.
N.C.
Wait what?


[Post-Chorus]
           
I wanna be lik

e you,
              
I wanna be lik

  
e you,
              
But I'll never

    
 be like you,
             
Be like you, b

e like you.
           
I wanna be lik

e you,
              
I wanna be lik

  
e you,
              
But I'll never

    
 be like you,
             
Be like you, b

e like you.


[Verse]
              
Why you gotta 


tell me,
              
How much you r

            
eally wanna ki

ll me?
              
Cuz I'm built 

              
like a god so 


manly?
              
Why can't we a

              
ll be a happy 


family?
              
I mean, yeah, 

           
look at my bic

eps, and my tr

iceps,
       
And my quadric

eps, and my fi

veceps.
    
Aww man, I'm a

 handsome mamm

a-jamma.
    
But you can't 

just give up.


[Pre-Chorus]
           
I wanna be lik

e you,
              
I wanna be lik

  
e you,
              
But I'll never

    
 be like you,
             
Be like you, b

e like you.
           
I wanna be lik

e you,
              
I wanna be lik

  
e you,
              
But I'll never

    
 be like you,
             
Be like you, b

e like you.


[Chorus]
             
You got some s

parkly abs,
              
That beautiful

 
 facial hair.
             
You make me wa

              
nna jump right

              
 off of that c

     
liff over ther

e.
             
'Cuz you are w

ay too handsom

e, yeah.
       
I get intrusiv

e thoughts of 

death.
N.C.
Wait what?


[Post-Chorus]
           
I wanna be lik

e you,
              
I wanna be lik

  
e you,
              
But I'll never

    
 be like you,
             
Be like you, b

e like you.
           
I wanna be lik

e you,
              
I wanna be lik

  
e you,
              
But I'll never

    
 be like you,
             
Be like you, b

e like you.