[Intro]
 

[Verse 1]
            
Same old story

  
, time again
            
Got so close b

        
ut then you lo

st it
            
Should've list

     
ened to your f

riends
            
About his girl

          
friend back in

 
 Boston
            
You sent him p

            
ictures and pl

aylists and ph

one sex
            
He disappeared

          
 from the seco

        
nd that you sa

id
            
"Let's get cof

     
fee, let's mee

t up"
            
I'm so sick of

    
 online love
           
And I don't un

         
derstand why c

an't any man

[Pre-Chorus]
            
Hit it like, g

            
et it hot, mak

            
e a bitch, it'

      
s a fem
            
Hit it like, g

            
et it hot, mak

            
e a bitch, it'

  
s a-
N.C.
Um, can you play a song with a fucking beat?

[Chorus]
        
(Hit it like) 

Hit it like ro

m-pom-pom-pom
        
(Get it hot) G

et it hot like

 Papa John
        
(Make a bitch)

 Make a bitch 

go on and on
          
(It's a fem) I

             
t's a feminino

  
menon
        
(Hit it like) 

Hit it like ro

m-pom-pom-pom
        
(Get it hot) G

et it hot like

 Papa John
        
(Make a bitch)

 Make a bitch 

go on and on
          
(It's a fem) I

             
t's a feminino

  
menon

[Verse 2]
            
So let's say i

    
t's working ou

t
            
You pretend to

      
 love his moth

er
            
Lying to your 

    
friends about
            
How he's such 

          
a goddamn good

 
 lover
            
Stuck in the s

              
uburbs, you're

 
 folding his l

aundry
            
Got what you w

          
anted so stop 

          
feeling sorry
            
Crying at the 

     
nail salon
            
I'm so sick of

      
 online love
           
And I don't un

         
derstand why c

an't any man


[Pre-Chorus]
            
Hit it like, g

            
et it hot, mak

            
e a bitch, it'

      
s a fem
            
Hit it like, g

            
et it hot, mak

            
e a bitch, it'

  
s a-
N.C.
Um, can you play a song with a fucking beat?

[Chorus]
        
(Hit it like) 

Hit it like ro

m-pom-pom-pom
        
(Get it hot) G

et it hot like

 Papa John
        
(Make a bitch)

 Make a bitch 

go on and on
          
(It's a fem) I

             
t's a feminino

  
menon
        
(Hit it like) 

Hit it like ro

m-pom-pom-pom
        
(Get it hot) G

et it hot like

 Papa John
        
(Make a bitch)

 Make a bitch 

go on and on
          
(It's a fem) I

             
t's a feminino

  
menon

[Bridge]

   Ladies, you

 know what I m

ean

   And you kno

w what you nee

d and so does 

he
            
But does it ha


ppen? (No!) bu

t does it happ

en? (No!)

   Well, what 

we really need

 is a feminino

menon
N.C.
(A what?) A femininomenon

[Chorus]
        
(Hit it like) 

Hit it like ro

m-pom-pom-pom
        
(Get it hot) G

et it hot like

 Papa John
        
(Make a bitch)

 Make a bitch 

go on and on
          
(It's a fem) I

             
t's a feminino

  
menon
        
(Hit it like) 

Hit it like ro

m-pom-pom-pom
        
(Get it hot) G

et it hot like

 Papa John
        
(Make a bitch)

 Make a bitch 

go on and on
N.C.
Did you hear me? Play the fucking beat!

[Chorus]

  Hit it like 

rom-pom-pom-po

m
        
(Get it hot) G

et it hot like

 Papa John
        
(Make a bitch)

 Make a bitch 

go on and on
          
(It's a fem) I

             
t's a feminino

  
menon
        
(Hit it like) 

Hit it like ro

m-pom-pom-pom
        
(Get it hot) G

et it hot like

 Papa John
        
(Make a bitch)

 Make a bitch 

go on and on
          
(It's a fem) I

             
t's a feminino

  
menon

[Outro]
            
Hit it like, g

            
et it hot, mak

            
e a bitch, it'

          
s a fem (It's 

          
a femininomeno

/
n)
            
Hit it like, g

            
et it hot, mak

            
e a bitch, It'

    
s a fem, fem, 

fem, fem