[Verse 1]
           
Not everyone i

          
n New York wou

           
ld pay to see 

             
Andrew Lloyd W

           
ebber
            
May his trouse

           
rs fall down a

            
s he bows to t

          
he queen and t

             
he crown
        
I don't know w

hat tune that 

the orchestra 

played
             
But it went by

              
 me sickly and

             
 sentimental


[Chorus]
            
Can I have ano

              
ther piece of 

          
chocolate cake

?
              
Tammy Bakker's

             
 got a lot on 

           
her plate
              
Can I buy anot

              
her cheap Pica

    
sso fake?
              
Andy Warhol mu

      
st be laughing

 in his grave

       (x4)


[Verse 2]
            
The band of th

           
e night take y

            
ou to ethereal

           
 heights over 

            
dinner
            
And you wander

           
 the streets n

            
ever reaching 

           
the heights th

             
at you seek
        
And the sugar 

that dripped f

rom the violin

s' bow
             
Made the child

              
ren go crazy, 

             
put a hole in 

    
the tooth of a

 hag


[Chorus]
            
Can I have ano

              
ther piece of 

          
chocolate cake

?
              
Tammy Bakker m

             
ust be losing 

              
her faith, yea


h
              
Can I buy anot

              
her cheap Pica

    
sso fake?
              
Andy Warhol mu

      
st be laughing

 in his grave


[Bridge]
            
And the dogs a

              
re on the road

            
, we're all te

mpting fate
            
Cars shooting 

           
by with no num

ber plates
    
And here comes

 Mrs Hairy Leg

s

         
[Verse 3]

(
          
I saw Elvis Pr

           
esley walk out

           
 of a Seven El

            
even
            
And a woman ga

           
ve birth to a 

            
baby and then 

                
bowled 257
    
The excess of 

fat on your Am

erican bones
             
Will cushion t

              
he impact as y

             
ou sink like a

 
 stone


[Chorus]
            
Can I have ano

              
ther piece of 

          
chocolate cake

?
              
Tammy Bakker, 

            
Tammy Bakker
            
Can I buy anot

              
her cheap Pica

    
sso fake?
              
Cheap Picasso,

             
 cheap Picasso

 
 fake
              
Can I have ano

              
ther piece of 

          
chocolate cake

?
              
Kathy Straker,

             
 boy, could sh

              
e lose some we

    
ight
              
Can I buy anot

              
her slice of r

    
eal estate?
              
Liberace must 

   
be laughing in

 his grave

         
Can I have ano

            
ther piece of 

         
chocolate cake

   
?

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?