[Verse 1]
         
   It's a God-

              
awful small af

 
fair
             
To the girl wi

             
th the mousy h


air
          
But her mummy 

            
is yelling no
              
And her daddy 

              
has told her t

  
o go
          
But her friend

              
 is nowhere to

     
 be seen
             
Now she walks 

              
through her su

                 
nken dream
          
To the seat wi

              
th the cleares

     
t view
          
And she's hook

ed to the silv

er screen


[Pre-Chorus]
       
    But the fi

            
lm is a sadden

      
ing bore
            
For she's live

              
d it ten times

       
 or more
          
She could spit

              
 in the eyes o

      
f fools
        
As they ask he

r to focus on


[Chorus]
      
Sailors fighti

ng in the danc

e hall
      
Oh man, look a

              
t those caveme

     
n go
            
   It's the fr

                           
eakiest show
          
   Take a look

         
 at the 
     
Lawman beating

 up the wrong 

guy
      
 Oh man, wonde

              
r if he'll eve

  
r know
            
   He's in the

              
 best selling 


show
          
   Is there li

               
fe on Mars?


[Solo]
             
              [  ]


[Verse 2]
          
  It's on Amer

             
ica's tortured

   
 brow
             
That Mickey Mo

              
use has grown 

     
up a cow
          
Now the worker

              
s have struck 

        
for fame
      
  'Cause Lenno

n's on sale ag

ain
         
  See the mice

              
 in their mill

         
ion hordes
            
From Ibiza to 

the Norfolk Br

oads
        
  Rule Britann

 
ia is out of b

ounds
            
  To my mother

     
, my dog, and 

clowns


[Pre-Chorus]
       
    But the fi

            
lm is a sadden

          
ing bore
            
'Cause I wrote

              
 it ten times 

         
or more
          
It's about to 

              
be writ again
     
As I ask you t

o focus on


[Chorus]
      
Sailors fighti

ng in the danc

e hall
      
Oh man, look a

              
t those caveme

     
n go
            
   It's the fr

                           
eakiest show
          
   Take a look

         
 at the 
     
Lawman beating

 up the wrong 

guy
      
Oh man, wonder

              
 if he'll ever

 
 know
            
   He's in the

              
 best selling 


show
          
   Is there li

               
fe on Mars?


[Outro]