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                  I'M A BETTER ANARCHIST THAN YOU - David Rovics
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[Verse 1]

I don't drive 

a car
 
'cause they ru

n on gas
          
but if I did
             
it'd run on bi

  
omass
          
I ride a bike
    
or sometimes a

 skateboard
    
so fuck off al

l you drivers
             
and your yuppi

   
e hordes

sitting all da

y
             
in the traffic

   
 queues
             
I'm a better a

             
narchist than 

 
you

[Verse 2]
            
I don't eat me

at
       
I just live on

 moldy chives
         
or the donuts 

that I found
             
in last week's

          
 dumpster dive

s
            
look at you pe

ople in that r

estaurant
  
I think you ar

e so sad
         
when you could

a been eating 

bagels
             
like the ones 

            
that I just ha

d
  
I think it is 

a shame
             
all the bourge

              
ois things you

 
 do
            
I'm a better a

              
narchist than 


you

[Verse 3]
             
I don't wear l

eather
      
and I like my 

clothes in bla

ck
      
and I made a r

eally cool ham

mock
             
from a moldy c

      
offee sack
          
I like to hop 

on freight tra

ins
  
I think that i

s so cool
     
it's so much f

unner doing th

is
             
than being stu

      
ck in school
  
I can't believ

e you're weari

ng
             
those brand ne

        
w shiny shoes
            
I'm a better a

              
narchist than 


you

[Verse 4]
             
I don't have s

ex

and there will

 be no sequel
        
because hetero

sexual relatio

nships
             
are inherently

   
 unequal
          
I'll just keep

 on moshing
   
to Anti-Flag a

nd Crass
  
until there ar

e no differenc

es
             
in gender, rac

     
e or class

all you brainw

ashed breeders
             
you just haven

         
't got a clue
            
I'm a better a

              
narchist than 


you

[Verse 5]
     
I am not a pac

ifist
  
I like throwin

g bricks
             
and when the c

ops have caugh

t me
             
and I've taken

       
 a few licks
  
I always feel 

lucky
   
if I get a blo

ody nose
  
because I feel

 so militant
             
and everybody 


knows

by the time
             
the riot is al

  
l through
            
I'm a better a

              
narchist than 


you

[Verse 6]
  
I don't believ

e in leaders
 
I think consen

sus is the key
         
I don't believ

e in stupid no

tions
             
like represent

      
ative democrac

y
        
whether or not

 it works
  
I know it is t

he case
     
that only dire

ct action
             
can save the h

     
uman race

so when I see 

you in your vo

ting booths
             
then I know it

   
's true
            
I'm a better a

              
narchist than 


you