[Intro]  /  /  /   /  / - /  /  

[Verse 1]
           
   Now look at

              
 them yo-yo's 

              
that's the way

           
 you do it
           
   You play th

              
e guitar on th

      
e M.T.V.
   
   That ain't 

workin' that's

 the way you d

o it
              
   Money for n

             
othin' and chi

        
cks for free
           
   Now that ai

              
n't workin' th

              
at's the way y

      
ou do it
           
   Lemme tell 

            
ya them guys a

     
in't dumb
 
   Maybe get a

 blister on yo

ur little fing

er
              
   Maybe get a

             
 blister on yo

   
ur thumb

[Chorus]
            
   We gotta in

      
stall microwav

e ovens
            
   Custom kitc

          
hen deliveries

   We gotta mo

ve these refri

gerators
             
   We gotta mo

             
ve these colou

      
r TV's

[Verse 2]
           
  See the litt

              
le faggot with

              
 the earring a

       
nd the makeup
           
  Yeah buddy t

            
hat's his own 


hair
      
  That little 

faggot got his

 own jet airpl

ane
              
  That little 

              
faggot he's a 

           
millionaire

[Chorus]
            
   We gotta in

      
stall microwav

e ovens
            
   Custom kitc

          
hen deliveries

   We gotta mo

ve these refri

gerators
             
   We gotta mo

             
ve these colou

      
r TV's

[Instrumental]  /  /  /   /  / - /  /  

[Chorus]
            
   We gotta in

      
stall microwav

e ovens
            
   Custom kitc

          
hen deliveries

   We gotta mo

ve these refri

gerators
             
   We gotta mo

             
ve these colou

      
r TV's

[Verse 3]
           
   I shouldda 

              
learned to pla

            
y the guitar
           
   I shouldda 

            
learned to pla

       
y them drums
 
   Look at tha

t mama, she's 

got it stickin

' in the camer

a
              
   Man we coul

           
d have some fu

n
           
   And he's up

              
 there, what's

              
 that?  Hawaii

          
an noises?
           
   Bangin' on 

              
the bongoes li

          
ke a chimpanze

e

   That ain't 

workin' that's

 the way you d

o it
              
   Get your mo

              
ney for nothin

             
' and chicks f

             
or free

[Chorus]
            
   We gotta in

      
stall microwav

e ovens
            
   Custom kitc

          
hen deliveries

   We gotta mo

ve these refri

gerators
             
   We gotta mo

             
ve these colou

      
r TV's

[Instrumental]  /  /  /   /  / - /  /  

[Bridge]
           
   Now that ai

              
n't workin' th

              
at's the way y

      
ou do it
           
   You play th

              
e guitar on th

       
e M.T.V.
  
   That ain't 

workin' that's

 the way you d

o it
              
   Money for n

              
othin' and you

            
r chicks for f


ree
           
   Money for n

          
othin'     chi

                  
cks for free 
           
   Money for n

              
othin'     chi

                 
cks for free