Capo 1st fret

[Intro]
  

[Verse 1]

Tic, tac, toe,

 yup, let's go

You've got X's

, I've got O's

,

See my show? I

'm so woah,

I'm not your everyday average joe.

Yo, all you ne

ed to stop it,

Let's get drun

k now, that's 

the topic.

Vodka or vodka

, that's your 

option.

Take those shots like you're pro at boxing.

You got me thi

nkin' it's on 

now,

Hold the choke

 of dat bong d

own,

Stumblin' onto

 your lawn, no

w,

People say that I'm wrong, now.

Calm down, it'

s only your gr

ass,

So what I moon

ed you, it's o

nly my ass.

Don't even ask

, what I'm thi

nking

I've been drinking, pour me a glass.

[Chorus]
             
You ride big w

           
heels, and we 

got trucks

You see us rol

lin' up, yeah,

 we rollin' up

.
             
We showed up, 

         
now, and we go

 nuts

You see us blo

w it up, yeah,

 we blow it up

.
             
If you've got 

          
cups, and well

 you're old en

ough

Go ahead and h

old 'em up, le

t's see you ho

ld 'em up
             
If you don't l

              
ike it, you sh

              
ut up, 'cause 


you don't know

 what's up

Go ahead and p

hone the cops.

 We'll say it'

s soda pop.

[Verse 2]
           
Where's all my

 grown up litt

le kids

Start bouncin'

 like you're o

n Ritalin

I can serve yo

u all, I'm so 

Wimbledon

No Malcolm, cut out the middle man

Don't hate wit

h it, spring b

reak with it

Do some dumb s

hit, and say t

hey did it

Do some drunk 

shit, show som

e skin!

Nice to meet you, can I meet the twins? YUPP!

I like to win,

 I got more po

ints than a bo

x of pins

Wanna take off

? Well, let's 

begin

Welcome aboard

, I'll check y

ou in

And this ain't nothing new to us, we do it on the reg', man!

Girls, head down, booty poppin' on a keg stand!

[Chorus]
             
You ride big w

           
heels, and we 

got trucks

You see us rol

lin' up, yeah,

 we rollin' up

.
             
We showed up, 

         
now, and we go

 nuts

You see us blo

w it up, yeah,

 we blow it up

.
             
If you've got 

          
cups, and well

 you're old en

ough

Go ahead and h

old 'em up, le

t's see you ho

ld 'em up
             
If you don't l

              
ike it, you sh

              
ut up, 'cause 


you don't know

 what's up

Go ahead and p

hone the cops.

 We'll say it'

s soda pop.

[Bridge]
             
Here's to the 

              
years where yo

  
u don't think 

twice

(Cups up, cups

 up, everybody

 cups up)
             
When you drink

              
 all day and y

   
ou smoke all n

ight

(Cups up, cups

 up, everybody

 cups up)
             
It seems so wr

           
ong but it fee

ls so right

(Cups up, cups

 up, everybody

 cups up)
            
We can go all 

     
night

(Cups up, cups up, everybody cups up)

[Chorus]
             
You ride big w

           
heels, and we 

got trucks

You see us rol

lin' up, yeah,

 we rollin' up

.
             
We showed up, 

         
now, and we go

 nuts

You see us blo

w it up, yeah,

 we blow it up

.
             
If you've got 

          
cups, and well

 you're old en

ough

Go ahead and h

old 'em up, le

t's see you ho

ld 'em up
             
If you don't l

              
ike it, you sh

              
ut up, 'cause 


you don't know

 what's up

Go ahead and p

hone the cops.

 We'll say it'

s soda pop.