I'm not entirely sure about some the chord names below 
so I'm labelling as their root notes (not relative to capo)

G: 35500x   
B: 79900x
C: x3550x (for chorus)
D: x5770x
E: x7990x
Em7: 2200xx
Gsus4: 3300xx

[Verse 1]
(Riff)
e|------------
B|------------
G|------------
D|-----5--5---
A|----5--5----
E|---3--3----7

--------------
--------------
--------------
-9--9----2--2-
9--9----2--2--
--7----0--0---

------------|
------------|
-----0--0---|
---2--2-----|
--3--3------|
------------|

(Riff)
Everything's coming up roses
(Riff)
Everything's coming to a bitter, bitter end
(Riff)
I'm searching for the problem, and I'm looking for a positive
(Riff)
Maybe I'll see a few old friends
(Riff)
With more faith in God, I would tell you that this was the rapture
(Riff)
And we've been left behind
(Riff)
Oh, why are we so young with tired, sunken, baggy eyes?


[Pre-Chorus]
             
So I'll give m

              
yself a name, 

            
something stup

id and pretent

ious
            
Like Mawce spe

           
lled with a C
             
And I'll hope 

              
all the cool k

         
ids who gradua

ted
            
But stay judgm

              
ental will fin

     
ally accept me


[Chorus]
             
And I might be

             
 flying home t

             
oday, but I'm 

          
not going home
             
'Cause everyth

             
ing I thought 

             
I knew has pro

           
ven to be wron

g
             
And I'm desper

              
ate to the poi

              
nt of flying s

        
traight into
              
The over-drink

             
ing night that

             
 leave you fee

  
ling torn 
             
I'm leaving, I

             
'm leaving for

              
 New York


[Verse 2]
             
Step off the p

             
lane, hop into

 the sedan
            
I return to th

              
e house, not a

 
 kid, not a ma

n
             
Screaming "Eve

*             
ryone hear it 

         
for the eight-

four five"
            
Where complace

              
ncy rules and 

     
the kids only 

die
             
If they stray 

              
from the mark,

           
 if they keep 

themselves cle

an
            
And they tore 

              
down the park,

          
 now I'm stuck

 in my dreams


[Chorus]
             
And I might be

             
 flying home t

             
oday, but I'm 

          
not going home
             
'Cause everyth

             
ing I thought 

             
I knew has pro

           
ven to be wron

g
             
And I'm desper

              
ate to the poi

              
nt of flying s

        
traight into
              
The over-drink

             
ing night that

             
 leave you fee

  
ling torn 
             
I'm leaving, I

             
'm leaving for

               
 New York


[Bridge]
             
An orange and 

             
yellow armada 

            
of delivery tr

             
ucks is all I 

 
can see
             
From the windo

          
w of this Uber
            
I'm reminded t

            
hat the world 

              
won't stop for

  
 me
   
But no one eve

r really stops

 to think

            
I might be fly

            
ing home today

           
, but I'm not 

      
going home
            
'Cause everyth

            
ing I thought 

            
I knew has pro

             
ven to be wron

           
g


[Chorus]
             
And I'm desper

              
ate to the poi

              
nt of flying s

        
traight into
              
The over-drink

             
ing night that

             
 leave you fee

  
ling torn 
             
I'm leaving, I

             
'm leaving, I'

         
m leaving for 

        
New York

           
I'm leaving fo

          
r New York
           
I'm leaving fo

      
r New York



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