Flight of the Conchords - A Kiss is Not a Contract
Tabbed by: Scones
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A kiss is not 

             
a contract, bu

       
t it's very ni

ce

Mmmmm, very nice
             
Just because y

             
ou've been exp

loring my mout

h
        
Doesn't mean y

ou get to take

 an expedition

 further south

, no

             
A kiss is not 

             
a contract, bu

       
t it's very ni

ce

It's very, very nice
             
Just because w

          
e've been play

ing tonsil hoc

key
        
Doesn't mean y

ou get to scor

e the goal tha

t's in my jock

eys

            
Oh just becaus

              
e I'm in a two

            
 man novelty b

 
and
              
Doesn't mean i

              
t's all about 


poontang
              
I can't go rou

          
nd loving ever

yone
              
I just wouldn'

             
t get anything

       
 done

            
You can take m

              
e out to dinne

             
r that might b

*        
e quite nice
              
you could buy 

              
me a burrito a

        
nd some beans 

and rice
              
but that won't

              
 get you into 

      
pants paradise
     A (strum all once)          
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh

             
A kiss is not 

             
a contract, bu

       
t it's very ni

ce

It's very, very nice

            
I'm only one m

    
an, baby, pret

ty baby
             
We're only two

     
 men, ladies,
              
Oh pretty babi

          
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