[Verse]

Hey there peop

le I'm Bobby B

rown

They say I'm t

he cutest boy 

in town

My car is fast

, my teeth are

 shiny

I tell all the

 girls they ca

n kiss my hine

y
 

Here I am at a

 famous school

I'm dressing s

harp and I'm a

cting cool

I got a cheerl

eader here, wa

nts to help wi

th my paper

Let her do all

 the work and 

maybe later I'

ll rape her
  

[Chorus] 

Oh God I am th

e American dre

am
            
I do not think

   
 I'm too extre

me
            
And I'm a hand

             
some son of a 

bitch
N.C.
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
N.C.
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)   


[Verse]

Women's libera

tion

Came creeping 

all across the

 nation

I tell you peo

ple, I was not

 ready

When I fucked 

this dyke by t

he name of Fre

ddy
 

She made a lit

tle speech the

n

Uuh, she tried

 to make me sa

y when

She had my bal

ls in a vice, 

but she left t

he dick

I guess it's s

till hooked on

 but now it sh

oots too quick


[Chorus]

Oh God I am th

e American dre

am
            
But now I smel

   
l like Vaselin

e
            
I'm a miserabl

             
e son of a bit

ch
N.C.
Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which
N.C.
(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)
 
 
[Verse]

So I went out 

and bought me 

a leisure suit

I jingle my ch

ange, but I'm 

still kinda cu

te

Got a job doin

g radio promo

And none of th

e jocks can ev

en tell I'm a 

homo
 

Eventually me 

and a friend

Sort of drifte

d along into S

&M

I can take abo

ut an hour on 

the tower of p

ower

As long as I g

ets a little g

olden shower
 
 
[Chorus]

Oh God, I am t

he American dr

eam
            
With a spindle

   
 up my butt 't

ill it makes m

e scream
            
And I'll do an

             
ything to get 

ahead
N.C.
I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"

 
[Outro]
   
Oh God, oh God

, I'm so fanta

stic
            
Thanks to Fred

           
die, I'm a sex

ual spastic
             
And my name is

      
 Bobby Brown
 
Watch me now, I'm going down
             
And my name is

   
 Bobby Brown
N.C. 
Watch me now, I'm going down
             
And my name is

       
 Bobby Brown
N.C. 
Watch me now, I'm going down