[Verse 1]
             
Christmas Come

            
s But Once A Y

             
ear And Mostly

       
 It Is Swell
             
But There’s An

            
 Epidemic That

             
 I Think We Al

       
l Know Well (N

oel🙄)
             
Your Smile Is 

            
Frozen Open, T

             
here’s A Craze

              
d Look In Your

 
 Eye
             
You Overflow W

            
ith Compliment

             
s While Trying

    
 To Deny


[Pre-Chorus]
            
That You Loath

              
e The Gift You

             
 Opened, Thoug

            
h You Try To K

         
eep Your Grace
            
Your Scary Gri

             
n Is Frozen, D

            
on’t You Know 

             
You’ve Got A C

ase Of……


[Chorus]
             
Present Face, 

        
Present Face
             
Present Face, 

        
Present Face  

(Oh, Thank You

 So Much!)


[Verse 2]
             
You Really Hop

            
ed Your Parent

             
 Would Give Yo

     
u A Great Big 

Check
             
Instead You Go

            
t A Puffy Pain

             
ted Hummingbir

     
d Turtleneck
             
You Hoped For 

            
An Engagement 

             
Ring Inside Th

      
at Tiny Bo
             
But Your Stupi

            
d Former Futur

             
e Husband Only

  
 Bought You So

cks


[Pre-Chorus]
            
Now Your Face 

             
Is All Contort

              
ed, As You’re 

        
Trying To Eras

e
            
The Truth Behi

             
nd Your Smile,

              
 Don’t You Kno

            
w You’ve Got A

 
 Case Of….


[Chorus]
             
Present Face, 

        
Present Face
             
Present Face, 

        
Present Face

MIDDLE
        
Do They See Ho

w Much I Hate 

It
    
I Hope That Th

ey Don’t Know
  
I Can’t Tell I

f They’re On T

o Me
             
Oh Please Don’

        
t Let It Show!


[Verse 3]
           
Baby Jesus Got

              
 Some Gold, Wh

             
ich All Infant

  
s Prefer
             
But I Bet He G

            
ot The Present

             
 Face With Fra

              
nkincense And 


Myrrh
             
Christmas And 

            
His Birthday A

             
re Both On The

  
 25th
             
It Must Have S

            
ucked To Have 

             
To Open Combin

      
ation Gifts


[Pre-Chorus]
            
IfJesus Couldn

             
’t Hide It Fro

            
m His Omnipres

    
ent Face,
            
You And I Are 

           
Doomed To An E

         
verlasting Cas

e Of…..


[Chorus]
             
PRESENT FACE, 

        
Present Face
             
Present Face, 

        
Present Face. 

( Oh I Just Lo

ve It!😬)