ok
this is sooooooo right
my band play this song and i sounds exactly right

this is in normal tuning


(     
Hey mister, wh

   ,    
ere are you he

aded?

          
Are you in a h

     
urry?

          
I need a lift 

     
to happy hour,

 

          
say oh no!

 

          
Do you break f

    
or distilled s

pirits?

          
I need a break

    
 as well.

          
The well that 

    
inebriates the

 guilt.


1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.

(guitar)                  (X 4)


same bass as 1,   no guitar

Cold turkeys gettin stale.


Tonight I'm eatin crow.


Fermented salmonella,


poison oak, no!


There's a drought at The Fountain of Youth,


And now I'm dehydrating.


My tongue in swelling up, I say 


1,2. 1,2,3,4!

(guitar)                    (X4)

(guitar and bass)

           
Troubled times

     
    you know I

 cannot lie

           
I'm off the wa

     
gon and I'm hi

tchin' a ride.



          
There's a drou

    
ght at the fou

ntain of youth

          
and now I'm de

    
hydrating.

          
My tongue is s

    
welling up I s

ay.......(don'

t play here)
shit!  

Solo: 

B|------------
G|4-4-4-4-4-4-
D|------------

-----|--------
4-4-|7-7-7-7-7
-----|--------

---------|----
-7-7-7-|4-4-4-
---------|----

-------------|
4-4-4-4-4-|
--------------

|


B|------------
G|------------
D|5-5-5-5-4-4-

-----|--------
-----|4-4-4-4-
4-4-|---------

---------|----
4-4-4-4-|7-7-7
--------|-----

-------------|
-7-7-7-7-7-9(bend up)
------------|


B|------------
G|9--7----7--9
D|------9-----

--------------
--7----7--9--7
-----9--------

--------------
----7--9--7---
---9----------

--------------
-7----7--9--7-
9----9--------

-----|
-|
--9-|

B|------------
G|7--9--7--9(b
D|------------

------|
end up)
------|

Chorus:

          
Troubled times

    
, you know I c

annot lie.

              

I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.

                    (x7)