Strumming at 83 bpm

[Intro]

(Wah, wah, wah

, wah)
          
(Wah, wah, wah

, wah)
           
(Wah, wah, wah

, wah)
         
(Wah, wah)

[Verse 1]
              
Oh circumcise 

   
my love for yo

u!
             
It's far too v

             
apid and aimle

     *
ss!
              
I wanna be pai

    
nless

Love soldier

I want closure
             
And a dollar f

             
or the bus bac

   
k home

[Verse 2]
              
Oh, euthanize 

   
my heartbeat (

Wah, wah, wah,

 wah)
             
As I set more 

       
in the concret

e (Wah, wah, w

ah, wah)
              
The deified lo

   
ve me (Wah, wa

h, wah, wah)

Madonna, oh, w

e're far now (

Wah, wah)
             
And you'll wan

             
na ride the bu

  
s alone

[Bridge]

How can, Cupid
             
How could you 

  
be so cru-u-u-

u-uel?

How can, Cupid
             
How could you 

  
be so?

[Verse 3]
              
Oh circumcise 

   
my love for yo

u!
             
It's far too v

             
apid and aimle

     *
ss!
              
I wanna be pai

    
nless

Love soldier

I want closure
             
And a dollar f

             
or the bus bac

   
k home


[Outro]
N.c.
Still gotta find out if there are any skeletons in the closet