[Verse 1]
              
Headed down to

      
 the coast,
              
Ridin' shotgun

      
 in a jeep.

There's a bubble in my belly

and I hope it's really smelly,
              
I could feel i

            
t start to cre

ep.

          
So I lean to m

    
y right,
              
Cos my cheeks 

            
were kinda tig

ht.

As I pushed a little bit

I think like lead,
              
I thought I fa

            
rted, but I sh

it.

[Chorus]
          
I thought I fa

            
rted but I shi

t,
              
and now it's s

              
quishy when I 


sit.
              
I got poop all

        
 in my crack
              
and a little o

      
n my sack,
              
I thought I fa

           
rted but I shi

t.

[Verse 2]
          
Damn, I hate i

          
t when I shart

,
              
I can't even t

        
rust a fart.

Tried to give a little toot,

now there's caca in my chute,
              
I thought I fa

           
rted but I shi

t.

[Chorus]
              
I thought I fa

           
rted but I shi

t,
              
and now it's s

              
quishy when I 


sit.
              
I got poop all

        
 in my crack
              
and a little o

      
n my sack,
              
I thought I fa

           
rted but I shi

t.

              
I got poop all

        
 in my crack
              
and a little o

      
n my sack,
              
I thought I fa

           
rted but I shi

t.

              
I got poop all

        
 in my crack
              
and a little o

      
n my sack,
              
I thought I fa

           
rted but I shi

t.