[CHORDS]

the C* chord is just a c chord, but played with an open d string; it's used as a transitional chord to mimic
the little melody that's played throughout the song, and is played like this:

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the F* chord is a combination of the c and f chord, just to make it easier to switch between chords :) it's
played like this:

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the G* chord is a regular g, but you just strum the higher strings, again, mimicking the melody.


[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
         
I was quiet as

 a mouse

When I snuck i

nto your house
           
And took roofi

   
es with your s

pouse

In a nit and o

ut a louse
           
Lice are lousy

 
 all the time

They suck your

 blood, drink 

your wine
           
Say shut up an

  
d quit your cr

ying
             
Give it time a

   
nd you'll be f

ine

[Break]
   
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[Chorus]
            
You're so nice

            
 and you're so

 
 smart
             
You're such a 

             
good friend I 

             
have to break 

    
your heart
             
I'll tell you 

             
that I love yo

             
u then I'll te

             
ar your world 


apart
             
Just pretend I

             
 didn't tear y

          
our world apar

t

   

[Verse 2]
           
I like boys wi

  
th strong conv

ictions

And convicts w

ith perfect di

ction
           
Underdogs with

 
 good intentio

ns

Amputees with 

stamp collecti

ons
           
Plywood skinbo

     
ards ride the 

ocean

Salty noses su

ntan lotion
         
Always serious

ly joking

And rambunctio

usly soft-spok

en
           
I like boys th

   
at like their 

mothers

And I have a t

hing for broth

ers
           
But they alway

              
s wait till we

   
're under the 

covers
             
To say I'm sur

              
e glad we're n

   
ot lovers

[Break]
   
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[Chorus]
            
You're so nice

            
 and you're so

 
 smart
             
You're such a 

             
good friend I 

             
have to break 

    
your heart
             
I'll tell you 

             
that I love yo

             
u then I'll te

             
ar your world 


apart
             
Just pretend I

             
 didn't tear y

          
our world apar

t

   

[Outro]

I like my new 

bunnysuit

I like my new 

bunnysuit

I like my new 

bunnysuit
             
When I wear it

            
 I feel cute