"Not Fair"
                by my wife in my next life Lily Allen
                            standard tuning


[Verse]

 
Oh he treats m

e with respect
 
He says he loves me all the time
 
He calls me 15

 times a day
 
He likes to make sure that I'm fine
              
You know I've 


never met a ma

n who's made m

e feel quite s

o secure
              
He's not like 


all them other

 boys
 
They're all so dumb and immature


[Pre-Chorus]

              
There's just o

    
ne thing that'

s getting in t

he way
              
When we go up 

   
to bed you're 

just no good

Its such a shame
              
I look into yo

    
ur eyes I want

 to get to kno

w you
              
And then you m

          
ake this noise

 and its appar

ent it's all o

ver


[Chorus]


It's not fair
         
And I think yo

u're really me

an
     
I think you're

 really mean
     
I think you're

 really mean
     
Oh you're supp

osed to care
         
But you never 

make me scream
      
You never make

 me scream

     
Oh it's not fa

ir
          
And it's reall

y not ok
       
It's really no

t ok
       
It's really no

t ok
      
Oh you're supp

osed to care
      
But all you do

 is take
      
Yeah all you d

o is take

[Verse]

 
Oh I lie here 

in the wet pat

ch

In the middle of the bed
              
I'm feeling pr


etty damn hard

 done by

I spent ages giving head
          
Then I remembe

r all the nice

 things that y

ou ever said t

o me
           
Maybe I'm just

 overreacting 

maybe you're t

he one for me


[Pre-Chorus]

              
There's just o

   
ne thing that'

s getting in t

he way
              
When we go up 

   
to bed you're 

just no good

It's such a shame
              
I look into yo

    
ur eyes I want

 to get to kno

w you
              
And then you m

          
ake this noise

 and it's appa

rent it's all 

over


[Chorus]

 
It's not fair
         
And I think yo

u're really me

an
     
I think you're

 really mean
     
I think you're

 really mean
      
Oh you're supp

osed to care
         
But you never 

make me scream
      
You never make

 me scream

   
Oh it's not fa

ir
          
And it's reall

y not ok
       
It's really no

t ok
       
It's really no

t ok
      
Oh you're supp

osed to care
      
But all you do

 is take
      
Yeah all you d

o is take

                


[Bridge]

              
There's just o

         
ne thing that'

s getting in t

he way
              
When we go up 

   
to bed you're 

just no good

It's such a shame
              
I look into yo

   
ur eyes I want

 to get to kno

w you
              
And then you m

        
ake this noise

 and its appar

ent it's all o

ver.....(aahh!

!)


[Chorus]

 
It's not fair
        
And I think yo

u're really me

an
     
I think you're

 really mean
     
I think you're

 really mean
     
Oh you're supp

osed to care
     
But you never 

make me scream
      
You never make

 me scream

   
Oh it's not fa

ir
         
And it's reall

y not ok
       
It's really no

t ok
       
It's really no

t ok
      
Oh you're supp

osed to care
      
But all you do

 is take
             
Yeah all you d

          
o is take

(feels odd being a guy and playing this but it's funny as hell)