[Intro]


[Chorus]
         
Have you ever 

put butter on 

a Pop-Tart?
              
It's so fricki

   
n' good.
              
Have you ever 

              
put butter on 

   
a Pop-Tart?
             
If you haven't

              
, then I think

       
 you should.



[Verse 1]
             
I was sittin' 

              
in the kitchen

              
 one day and I

              
 was itchin' t

   
o fill up my b

elly
              
with the pipin

              
' hot jelly of

             
 the best damn

              
 treat in the 

  
world..

        
He's talking P

op-Tarts

       
And I saw a st

ick of butter
             
and it almost 

              
made me shudde

              
r and scream l

            
ike a baby gir

l..

[Verse 2]
        
I don't want a

 giant penis

or a rocket trip to Venus.
              
I don't wanna 

             
win the lotter

y..
              
I just want to

              
 squat and gob

              
ble, till I'm 

 
dizzy and I wo

bble
             
in a butter, f

              
ruit and dough

        
 tart dream

[Chorus]
    
So, I put butt

er on a Pop-Ta

rt.
              
It was so fric

     
kin' good.
              
Have you ever 

              
put butter on 

   
a Pop-Tart?
             
If you haven't

              
, then I think

       
 you should..

              
Everybody come

             
 along with us

!

         
Have you ever 

put butter on 

a.... Pop-Tart

!
              
It's so fricki

   
n' good. Yeah!
              
Have you ever 

              
put butter on 

         
a.... Pop-Tart

!
             
If you haven't

              
 then I think 

      
you should.

Pop-Tart! With butter..