Family Guy - Into Harmonys Way Every Song - Misc Cartoons
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y (S12E07)
So, I noticed there was no complete file around here about the songs of this particular episode, which is
absolute crazy, since they are awesome. At Riffstation there is a very nice but not one hundred percent
correct video with chords, and here at UG there is only (as far as I've looked) the Home Bowl and Pop Tart
songs. That given, follows the chords for every song from this episode.
1. ALYSSA MILANO
(intro)
(Quagmire) Aly
ssa Milano, I
knew you're go
nna be hot whe
n you were nin
e.
2. MELTED CHEESE
(there is a picking pattern here: alternate your thumb
between the first and second notes of the chord, and
pluck the rest of it with the remaining fingers)
(Peter) Every
food tastes go
od with melted
cheese,
(Q) I like
twins unless
they're siames
e.
3. DON'T STORE YOUR CONDOMS
(intro)
(Q) Don't stor
e your condoms
in your billf
old
Those thin
gs don't work
if they get dr
y and old
(P) Broken rub
ber
Broken ruu
ubbeeer
4. CREDIT CARD DEBT
(you can play this ukulele-like by doing the equivalent chords on the eBG strings.
In this song, Quag's backing vocals are between parenthesis. "B" stands for "both".
This is by far the most difficult to play exactly correct. )
(P) 'Cause I h
ave thirty tho
usand dollars
in credit card
debt
When they
call I tell th
em I can't pay
it back yet (
credit card de
bt)
Tomorrow I
may buy mysel
f a dining roo
m set
N/C
Or this Bobba Fet!
(B) Credit car
d debt,
Credit car
d debt,
Credit car
d debt!
5. HOME BOWL
(the ultimate single. In a huge ass concert, I'd replace the annoying newspaper dude dialogue with a chorus.
Again, Quag's backing are between parenthesis. )
(intro)
(P) I can
't poop in str
ange places
Em (strange places)
I can only poop in my home
It's as thoug
h I'm watched
by strange fac
es
Am (strange faces)
It's why I never roam
( Excuse me
, I just wanna
grab one thos
e newspapers.
Just grab one and go!
I'm looking for a job, ok? )
I've
left Stewie al
one with stran
gers
Em (strangers)
To satisfy my fecal needs
(B) I've put m
y whole family
in danger
(P) To poop
before my anus
bleeds
(B) Home bowl,
home bowl, yo
u know just wh
at I need
Home bowl,
home bowl, to
poop bear my
anus bleeds.
6. POP TART
(intro)
(B) Have you e
ver put butter
on a Pop Tart
? It's so frea
king good.
Have you e
ver put butter
on a Pop Tart
? If you haven
't then I thin
k you should.
(P) I was sitt
ing in the kit
chen one day,
And I was
itching to fil
l up my belly
with the p
iping' hot jel
ly
of the bes
t damn treat i
n the world.
(Q) (HE'S TALKING POP TARTS!)
(P) And I saw
a stick of but
ter
and it alm
ost made me sh
udder
and scream
like a baby g
irl.
(B) I don't wa
nna a giant pe
nis
Or a rocke
t trip to venu
s
I don't wa
nna win the lo
ttery.
(B) I just wan
na squat and g
obble
'Til I'm d
izzy and I wad
dle
In a butte
r fruit dough
(
tart treat. So
,
(B) I put on a
Pop Tart, it
was so freakin
g good
Have you e
ver put butter
on a Pop Tart
? If you haven
't then I thin
k you should.
(Q) (EVERYBODY, COME ALONG WITH US!)
(B) Have you e
ver put butter
on a-- POP TA
RT! It's so fr
eaking good (y
eah!)
Have you e
ver put butter
on a-- POP TA
RT! If you hav
en't then I th
ink you should
.
C (ending)
(Q) POP TART!
(P) Wiiith buutter?
7. EVERYONE FROM FLORIDA
Intro
A||-----3-
E||--6----
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(B) Everyone f
rom Florida is
stupid
Everyone f
rom Florida is
dumb
I might not
be the brighte
st guy
But next to th
em my IQ is hi
gh
Bb Eb (weirdest chords possible, down from Bb)
If they had guitars here's how they'd strum.
8. WHY THE HELL DO YOU BRUSH
(B) Why the he
ll do you brus
h your teeth a
t work?
Why the he
ll do you brus
h your teeth a
t work?
The bathroom's
full of poop
and pee
And now you've
rubbed that o
n your teeth
Like you'r
e gonna kiss s
omeone at thre
e
9. STUPID ASIAN BITCH
E (intro, let it ring, to build that tension from knowing what's coming next)
N/C A
(B) Get out of the left lane you stupid Asian bitch
I don't ev
en know why yo
u are there
10. TRAIN & BOAT
"Yesterday, I've learned the difference
between a train and a boat.
I wrote this song before that."
- GRIFFIN, Peter.
(B) Train on t
he water, boat
on a track
Train on t
he water, boat
on a track
(P) My lady to
ok the train a
cross the Atla
ntic
I hope it
don't sink lik
e the Titanic
(Q) I went to
the station ca
ught a boat do
wntown
I hope it
don't fall off
the track and
I drown
(P) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ALL 5 FOOT 1 BLACK ALBINO CHOIR
(5f1BAC) Train
on the water,
boat on a tra
ck
Train
on the water,
boat on a tra
ck
11. THE WAITRESS & THE KNIFE
(intro)
(B) This w
aitress is pre
ttier then my
wife
I
could kill my
family with a
knife
We'll s
ail around the
world by ship
I'll g
ive my whole w
ad as a tip
But f
irst I'll kill
my family wit
h a knife
(Q) Yes he's g
onna kill his
family with a
knife
(P) Irreg
ardless of thi
s waitress I w
ill kill them
with a knife.
12. PARENTS ARE GROSS
(B) You neve
r should look
at you mother'
s boobies
No matt
er how big and
round they ar
e
You'll end
up seeing some
thing you don'
t wanna
It's guar
anteed to leav
e a mental sca
r.
You neve
r should look
at your daddy'
s penis
When he's walk
ing down the h
all on Sunday
morn'
An acor
n in a nest of
twigs and und
erneath two fe
tal pigs
It w
ill make you w
ish you weren'
t even born.
Parents are gr
oss, parents a
re gross, pare
nts are gross,
parents are g
ross.
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