[Intro]
(Lightly cover all six strings with your hand and strum to the beat)

[Verse 1]
             
Now come one c

              
ome all to thi

         
s tragic affai

 
r
  
Wipe off that 

makeup, what's

 in is despair
  
So throw on th

e black dress,

 mix in with t

he lot
  
You might wake

 up and notice

 you're someon

e you're not

[Verse 2]
             
If you look in

              
 the mirror an

             
d don't like w

      
hat you see
  
You can find o

ut firsthand w

hat it's like 

to be me
  
So gather 'rou

nd piggies and

 kiss this goo

dbye
             
I'd encourage 

              
your smiles I'

       
ll expect you 

won't cry

[Instrumental]



    

      
(Copy the stru

mming and the 

high parts are

 the first thr

ee strings str

um in G)

[Verse 3]
             
Another contus

            
ion, my funera

     
l jag
 
Here's my resi

gnation, I'll 

serve it in dr

ag
 
You've got fro

nt row seats t

o the penitenc

e ball
             
When I grow up

              
 I want to be 

      
nothing at all

!

[Chorus]
          
 I said yeah, 

   
yeah!
       
 I said yeah, 

yeah!

            
 C'mon C'mon C


'mon I said

 (Save me!) Ge

t me the hell 

out of here

 (Save me!) To

o young to die

 and my dear

 (You can't!) 

If you can hea

r me just walk

 away and
           
 (Take me!)