[Intro] 
        x6

[Verse 1]
            
  I take her d

             
own to the aqu

 
arium,
             
she says "Shar

    
k"
            
  I take her t

           
o the planetar

 
ium,
             
she says "Dark

    
"


[Chorus 1]
             
  I take her t

       
o the seaside
             
where she like

              
s to spin and 

  
twirl
             
You know she s

            
ays "Sure" and

             
 "Cool" and "Y


eah"
             
She's my Monos

                  
yllabic girl


[Verse 2]
            
  I take her t

           
o the universi

 
ty,
             
she says "Huh"

   
             
  I take her t

          
o our annivers

  
ary,
             
she says "One"

  


[Chorus 2]
             
  I take her t

       
o the jewelry 

store
             
I said "Diamon

              
ds", she said 

  
"Pearl"
           
Oh, everyone k

            
nows I'm in lo


ve with a
            
Monosyllabic g


irl
             
You know every

           
one knows I'm 

    
in love
             
with a Monosyl

         
labic girl