[Intro]
      


[Verse 1]
            
   Driving on 

   
the right side

 road
            
   He says I'm

       
 pretty wearin

g his clothes
            
   And he's go

            
t hands that m

ake Hell seem 

cold
            
   Feet on the

            
 dashboard, he

              
's like a poem

          
 I wish I wrot

e
          
I wish I wrote


[Chorus]
            
And he laughs 

          
at all my joke

s
            
And he says I'

       
m so American
            
Oh, God, it's 

         
just not fair 

of him
            
To make me fee

       
l this much
          
I'd go anywher

     
e he goes
            
And he says I'

       
m so American
            
Oh, God, I'm g

     
onna marry him
            
If he keeps th

          
is shit up
            
I might just b

              
e in lo-lo-lo-

           
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo

          
-lo-lo-lo-love


[Verse 2]
            
   God, I'm so

       
 boring and I'

m so rude
            
Can't have a c

              
onversation if

      
 it's not all 

about you
            
   The way you

          
 dress and the

 books you rea

d
            
   I really lo

              
ve my bed but 

            
man, it's hard

              
 to sleep when

           
 he's with me
              
When he's with

 
 me


[Chorus]
            
And he laughs 

          
at all my joke

s
            
And he says I'

       
m so American
            
Oh, God, it's 

         
just not fair 

of him
            
To make me fee

       
l this much
          
I'd go anywher

     
e he goes
            
And he says I'

       
m so American
            
Oh, God, I'm g

     
onna marry him
            
If he keeps th

          
is shit up
            
I might just b

              
e in lo-lo-lo-

   
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo

-love


[Bridge]
          
I apologize if

        
 it's a little

 too much, jus

t a little too

 soon
            
But if the con

            
versation ever

 
 were to come 

up
              
I don't wanna 

            
assume this st

uff
            
   But ain't i

            
t love? I thin

          
k I'm in love


[Chorus]
            
And he laughs 

          
at all my joke

s
            
And he says I'

       
m so American
            
Oh, God, it's 

         
just not fair 

of him
            
To make me fee

       
l this much
          
I'd go anywher

     
e he goes
            
And he says I'

       
m so American
            
Oh, God, I'm g

     
onna marry him
            
If he keeps th

          
is shit up
            
I might just b

              
e in lo-lo-lo-

           
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo

          
-lo-lo-lo-love


[Outro]
N.C.
Okay
Stop it!
Ah! Ah!