[Intro]

    x2


[Verse 1]

             
Mott the Hoopl

             
e and the game

          
 of Life (Yeah

, yeah, yeah, 

yeah)
             
Andy Kaufman i

             
n the wrestlin

         
g match (Yeah,

 yeah, yeah, y

eah)
             
Monopoly, Twen

             
ty-one, Checke

              
rs, and Chess 

 
(Yeah, yeah, y

eah, yeah)
             
Mister Fred Bl

             
assie in a bre

             
akfast mess (Y

eah, yeah, yea

h, yeah)
             
Let's play Twi

             
ster, let's pl

         
ay Risk (Yeah,

 yeah, yeah, y

eah)
             
See you in hea

             
ven if you mak

         
e the list (Ye

ah, yeah, yeah

, yeah)


[Chorus]

            
Now, Andy did 

              
you hear about

   
 this one?
            
Tell me, are y

              
ou locked in t

    
he punch?
            
Andy are you g

             
oofing on Elvi

           
s? Hey baby,  

Are we losing 

touch?
           
If you believe

           
 they put a ma

             
n on the moon,

           
 man on the mo

on.
           
If you believe

             
 there's nothi

         
ng up his slee

ve, then nothi

ng is cool.


[Verse 2]

             
Moses went wal

              
king with the 

             
staff of wood 

 
(Yeah, yeah, y

eah, yeah)
             
Newton got bea

             
ned by the app

         
le good (Yeah,

 yeah, yeah, y

eah)
             
Egypt was trou

             
bled by the ho

            
rrible asp (Ye

ah, yeah, yeah

, yeah)
             
Mister Charles

              
 Darwin had th

             
e gall to ask 

 
(Yeah, yeah, y

eah, yeah)


[Chorus]

            
Now, Andy did 

              
you hear about

   
 this one?
            
Tell me, are y

              
ou locked in t

    
he punch?
            
Andy are you g

             
oofing on Elvi

           
s? Hey baby,  

Are you having

 fun?
           
If you believe

           
 they put a ma

             
n on the moon,

           
 man on the mo

on.
           
If you believe

             
 there's nothi

         
ng up his slee

ve, then nothi

ng is cool.


[Instrumental]

      


[Verse 3]

             
Here's a littl

              
e agit for the

             
 never-believe

   
r (Yeah, yeah,

 yeah, yeah)
             
Here's a littl

              
e ghost for th

           
e offering (Ye

ah, yeah, yeah

, yeah)
             
Here's a truck

             
 stop instead 

              
of Saint Peter

    
's (Yeah, yeah

, yeah, yeah)
             
Mister Andy Ka

             
ufman's gone w

          
restling (Yeah

, yeah, yeah, 

yeah)


[Chorus]

            
Now, Andy did 

              
you hear about

   
 this one?
            
Tell me, are y

              
ou locked in t

    
he punch?
            
Andy are you g

             
oofing on Elvi

           
s? Hey baby,  

Are we losing 

touch?
           
If you believe

           
 they put a ma

             
n on the moon,

           
 man on the mo

on.
           
If you believe

             
 there's nothi

         
ng up his slee

ve, then nothi

ng is cool.


[Instrumental]

      


[Outro]

           
If you believe

           
 they put a ma

             
n on the moon,

           
 man on the mo

on.
           
If you believe

             
 there's nothi

         
ng up his slee

ve, then nothi

ng is cool.

           
If you believe

           
 they put a ma

             
n on the moon,

           
 man on the mo

on.
           
If you believe

             
 there's nothi

         
ng up his slee

ve, then nothi

ng is cool.

           
If you believe

           
 they put a ma

             
n on the moon,

           
 man on the mo

on.
           
If you believe

             
 there's nothi

          
ng up his slee

              
ve, then nothi

           
ng is cool.