These are simplified chords ideal for acoustic or general rhythm. There is slight 
variation in the chords which only consist of a single note change which is 
necessary for best resulting sound. Don't worry, the only somewhat complex part is 
the end. Enjoy, and feel free to criticize.

       [Variations]
Dsus2  {x x 0 2 3 0}
Gm*    {3 5 5 3 4 3} (We'll just call this one Gm* for simplicity's sake)
G7sus4 {2 3 0 0 3 x} (Not the exact chord name but whatever)
DMaj7  {x x 0 2 2 2} 




[Intro] 

  *   


[Verse 1]

            
Drag him out y

              
our window, dr

              
agging out the

   
 dead
              
Singing I miss

         
 you, snakes a

              
nd ladders fli

          
p the lid
             
Out pops the c

            
racker, smacks

              
 you in the he

              
ad, knives you

        
 in the neck
              
Kicks you in t

         
he teeth steel

              
 toe caps take

            
s all your cre

dit cards

Get up get the gunge


Get the eggs g

et the flan in

 the face
              
The flan in th

            
e face, the fl


an in the face
          
Dance you fuck

              
er, dance you 


fucker

Don't you dare, don't you dare
          
Don't you flan

 in the face
         
Take it with t

              
he love its gi

              
ven, take it w

       
ith a pinch of

 salt

Take it to the tax man


Let me back, l

et me back
              
I promise to b

              
e good, don't 


look in the mi

rror 
          
At the face yo

    
u don't recogn

ize
              
Help me, call 

            
the doctor, pu

t me inside

Put me inside,

 put me inside

Put me inside,

 put me inside


[Chorus 1]

             
I keep the wol

              
f from the doo

          
r, but he call

s me up

Calls me on th

e phone, tells

 me all the wa

ys 

That he's gonna mess me up

Steal all my c

hildren if I d

on't pay the r

ansom
         
And I'll never

              
 see them agai

       
n if I squeal 

to the cops


[Interlude]

          
Oh, oh, oh, oh

 whoa
            
oh no no, no n

      
o no, no no no

 no, no no no 

no

No no no no, n

o, no no

(x3, cut F and A short on last one)


[Verse 2]

            
Walking like g

              
iant cranes, a

              
nd with my X-r

          
ay eyes I stri

  
p you naked
          
In a tight lit

              
tle world, and

   
 are you on th

e list?
              
Stepford Wives

         
 who are we to

 complain?

Investments an

d dealers, inv

estments and d

ealers
            
Cold wives and

              
 mistresses, c

             
old wives and


Sunday papers 

city
              
Boys in First 

              
Class don't kn

         
ow we're born 

little
          
Someone else i

          
s gonna come a

nd clean it up
              
Born and raise

            
d for the job
              
Someone always

 
 does always p

ick it up

Get over get u

p get over, tu

rn the tape of

f


[Chorus 2]

          
I keep the wol

              
f from the doo

             
r, but he call


s me up

Calls me on th

e phone, tells

 me all the wa

ys 

That he's gonna mess me up

Steal all my c

hildren if I d

on't pay the r

ansom
         
And I'll never

              
 see them agai

       
n if I squeal 

to the cops, s

o I'm just gon

na

            
Oooooh, oooh o

     
ooh

Oooooh, oooh o

ooh
      
Ooooooooh, ooo

ooh

(Strum last 2 chords one time each)

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