This is the song from the credits of the classic disney movie Monsters Inc., sing by
Billy Crystal and John Goodman and written by Randy Newman. I was shocked to see no chords
of it anywhere, so here they are, as accurate as I can make them... Let me know if you 
have any improvements!

            
    If I were 

  
a rich man
           
   With a mill

       
ion or two
            
  I'd live in 

  
a penthouse
            
    In a room,

        
 with a view
            
    And if I w

  
ere handsome (

No way)  It co

uld happen
           
   'Cos dreams

         
 do come true
          
    I wouldn't

      
 have nothin'
           
If I didn't ha

    
ve you
            
 Wouldn't have

 
 nothin'
     
If I didn't ha

ve
          
     Wouldn't 

     
have nothin'

If I didn't have
          
     Wouldn't 

           
have nothin'
            
    For years 

      
I have envied 

(You green wit

h it)
           
    Your grace

          
 and your char

m
          
    Everyone l

             
oves you, you 


know?
      
Yes I know, I 

know, I know
            
    But I must

   
 admit it
           
 Big guy, you 

           
always come th


rough
          
    I wouldn't

      
 have nothin'
           
If I didn't ha

               
ve you
        
    You and me

   
 together

    That's how

 it
        
 Always should

       
 be
      
One without th

        
e other
           
Don't mean not

hing to me

Nothing to me

[Next bit is spoken:]
    
Yeah, I wouldn

't be nothin' 

(Aw now)
       
If I didn't ha

      
ve you to serv

e
              
I'm just a pun

            
ky little eyeb

      
all
              
And a funky op

  
tic nerve
    
    Hey I neve

r told you thi

s
[Sung from here:]
           
  Sometimes I 

            
get a little b


lue (looks goo

d on you)
          
    I wouldn't

      
 have nothin'
           
If I didn't ha

    
ve you   (Let'

s dance!)

[For Instrumental, see section starting "you and me together"]
            
    Yes I woul

         
dn't be nothin
           
    If I didn'

       
t have you  (I

 know what you

 mean Sulley b

ecause-)
            
    I wouldn't

        
 know where to

 go (Me too be

cause I-)
            
Or know, what 

  
to do (Why do 

you keep singi

n' my part?!)
            
    I don't ha

      
ve to say it (

Aww say it any

way)
           
(Cause we) bot

           
h know it's tr


ue
          
    I wouldn't

      
 have nothin'
    
If I didn't ha

ve
          
    I wouldn't

      
 have nothin'
    
If I didn't ha

ve
          
    I wouldn't

      
 have nothin'
    
If I didn't ha

ve

you
[Slower]
            
Wouldn't have 


nothin'
     
If I didn't ha

ve

Youuuuu
              
(One more time

     
... big one!)
             
    Don't have

    
 to say it  (W

here'd everybo

dy come from?)
            
  Oh, we both 

         
know it's true

 (Let's take i

t home big guy

)
          
   I wouldn't 

     
have nothin'
     
If I didn't ha

ve
          
   I wouldn't 

     
have nothin'
     
If I didn't ha

ve
          
   I wouldn't 

     
have nothin'
     
If I didn't ha

ve
       
You, you, you

  

A-E-I-O
       
That means you
[NC]
Yeah