[Intro]
    
      
        Woo-ho

o-hoo
      
        Woo-ho

o-hoo

[Verse]
            
      she call

       
ed me late las

t night, 
             
to say she lov

          
es me so, 
            
      it didn'

             
t matter anymo

       
re, 
            
      i say sh

             
e never cared 

              
and that she n

          
ever will,
            
      i'd do i

   
t all again
             
i guess i'll h

              
ave to wait un


til then 

[Chorus]
             
   if i get dr

             
unk well, i'll

        
 pass out on t

he floor now b

aby 
             
   you won't b

             
other me no mo

    
re
             
   and if you'

             
re drinkin' we

             
ll, you know 
that you're my friend and i'll say 
             
   i think i'l

             
l have myself 

             
a beer. 

[Interlude] 
(with small guitar solo)
      
              

 Woo-hoo-hoo
      
              

 Woo-hoo-hoo

[Verse]
            
      she call

             
ed me late las

              
t night, to sa

             
y she loved me

      
 so, 
           
      but i gu

              
ess you change

                            
d her mind. 
           
      well i s

              
hould have kno

              
wn it wouldn't

             
 be all right,

 
 
            
      but i ca

       
n't live witho

ut her 
             
so i won't eve

          
n try... 

[Chorus]
             
   if i get dr

             
unk well, i'll

        
 pass out on t

he floor now b

aby 
             
   you won't b

             
other me no mo

           
re
             
   and if you'

             
re drinkin' we

                     
ll, you know 
that you're my friend and i'll say 
             
   i think i'l

             
l have myself 

            
a beer

[Solo]
        (x4)

[Interlude] 
(change of style)
        (x2)

[Verse]
            
     maybe som

             
e day, i'll th

             
ink of what to

        
 say. 
           
     maybe nex

              
t time i'll re

             
member what to

        
 do,
            
     she looks

             
 like heaven, 

             
maybe this is 

        
hell,
            
she said she'd

              
 do it all aga

              
in, she'd 
             
promise not to

         
 tell! 

[Chorus]
             
   if i get dr

             
unk well, i'll

        
 pass out on t

he floor now b

aby 
             
   you won't b

             
other me no mo

           
re (she said!)
             
   and its ok 

             
boy cause you 

           
know we’ll be 

good friends a

nd I’ll say 
             
   i think i'l

             
l have myself 

           
a beer
I think I’ll have myself a…

[Outro]
          
Woah oh oh woa

 
h...(x3) 
yeah yeah yeah! 
      
              

 Woo-hoo-hoo
      
        Woo-ho

o-hoo
        (x2)