Everyone Else Is An Asshole - Reel Big Fish
Tuning: G C E A, G C E A
[Variations]
D2 2-2-2-5
G#m 1-3-4-2
[Intro]
Woahh Wa-ohhh,
Wa-ohhh-ohh-o
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Woahh Wa-ohhh,
Wa-ohhh-ohh-o
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[Horns]
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[Verse 1]
I tried to b
e nice, I trie
d to live my l
ife,
But everyone e
lse is an assh
ole
I tried to
forgive, I tr
ied to live an
d let live,
But everyone e
lse is an assh
ole
And everybody
else thinks of
no one but th
emselves
And no one wan
ts to help cau
se they're all
assholes
And every frie
ndly chat is a
knife in the
back
A sneaky attac
k waiting to h
appen
[Verse 2]
I tried not
to mind, I t
ried to be so
kind,
But everyone e
lse is an assh
ole
I tried to
let love rule,
But I feel l
ike such a foo
l,
Cause everyone
else is an as
shole
And they're ou
t there even n
ow
Trying to mess
me up somehow
But they won't
stop me now
Cause they're
all assholes
And they're pl
anning while I
sleep
And even as we
speak
To strike when
I am weak
Cause they're
all assholes
[Chorus]
Everyone else,
Everyone else
Everyone else
is an asshole
Everyone else,
Everyone else
Everyone else
is an asshole
[Verse 3]
It's time to
defend, I kn
ow I have no f
riends
Everyone else
is an asshole
I've got to ge
t them first,
#
Cause worst h
as come to wor
st
Everyone else
is an asshole
[Verse 4]
But they put t
he blame on me
Pretending not
to see
That I just wa
nt to be free
From these ass
holes
But I couldn't
take their sh
it
So I tried to
deal with it
And now I look
a bit
Like an asshol
e!
[Verse 5]
I tried to be
nice, I tried
to live my li
fe
But everyone e
lse is an assh
ole
I tried to ove
rlook, And I
tried to close
the book
But everyone e
lse is an assh
ole
I tried not to
talk shit, B
ut I just coul
dn't help it
Everyone else
is an asshole
They called it
assault, But
it really was
n't my fault
Everyone else
is an asshole
[Chorus]
Everyone else,
Everyone else
Everyone else
is an asshole
Everyone else,
Everyone else
Everyone else
is an asshole
[Outro]
You're an assh
ole too!
You're an assh
ole too!
I'm talking bo
ut you
I'm talking bo
ut you
I'm talking bo
ut you, and yo
#
u, and you
You're an assh
ole too
I'm talking bo
ut you, and yo
#
u, and you
You're an assh
ole too
I'm talking bo
ut you, and yo
#
u, and you
You're an assh
ole too