[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
              
I was tired of

       
 my lady,     

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     we'd been

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 together too 

    
long
         
like a worn ou

        
t recording   

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     of a favo

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rite song.
            
So while she l

         
ay there sleep

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in'        I r

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ead the paper 

       
in bed
           
and in the per

      
sonal columns 

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        there 

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was this lette

          
r I read.


[Chorus 1]
              
If you like pi

        
ña coladas    

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      and gett

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in' caught in 

        
the rain
          
if you're not 

       
into yoga     

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       if you 

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have half a br

   
ain
            
if you like ma

          
kin' love at m

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idnight       

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in the dunes o

        
f a cape
              
then I'm the l

         
ove that you'v

      
e looked for  

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     write to 

/ |         
me and escape.


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
              
I didn't think

            
 about my lady

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,           I 

          
know that soun

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ds kind of mea

  
n
           
But me and my 

     
old lady      

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       had fal

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len into the s

    
ame old dull r

 
outine
         
So I wrote to 

       
the paper,    

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       took ou

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t a personal a

    
d
              
And though I'm

       
 nobody's poet

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,            I

             
 thought it wa

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sn't half bad.


[Chorus 2]
            
Yes, I like pi

     
ña coladas    

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        and ge

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tting caught i

         
n the rain
         
I'm not much i

       
nto health foo

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d,      I am i

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nto champagne
            
I've got to me

          
et you by tomo

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rrow noon    a

             
nd cut through

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 all this red 

     
tape
         
At a bar calle

       
d O'Malley's  

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      where we

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'll plan our e

      
scape.


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
              
So I waited wi

       
th high hopes 

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        and sh

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e walked in th

      
e place
            
I knew her smi

        
le in an insta

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nt,       I kn

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ew the curve o

          
f her face
          
It was my own 

         
lovely lady   

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          and 

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she said, "Aw,

           
 it's you."
         
Then we laughe

          
d for a moment

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          and 

          
I said, "I nev

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er knew."


[Chorus 3]
              
That you like 

    
piña coladas  

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       and get

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tin' caught in

           
 the rain
         
And the feel o

        
f the ocean   

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         and t

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he taste of ch

      
ampagne
            
If you like ma

          
king love at m

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idnight       

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in the dunes o

          
n the cape
           
You're the lad

       
y I've looked 

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for,      come

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 with me and e

       
scape


[Chorus 1]
              
If you like pi

        
ña coladas    

  |       
      and gett

      |   
in' caught in 

        
the rain
          
if you're not 

       
into yoga     

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       if you 

  |      
have half a br

   
ain
            
if you like ma

          
kin' love at m

    | 
idnight       

       | 
in the dunes o

        
f a cape
              
then I'm the l

         
ove that you'v

      
e looked for  

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     write to 

/ |         
me and escape.


[Chorus 2]
            
Yes, I like pi

     
ña coladas    

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        and ge

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tting caught i

         
n the rain
         
I'm not much i

       
nto health foo

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d,      I am i

/ |       
nto champagne.

  
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(Fade Out)