[Verse 1]
            
Love when happ

              
y hour comes a

              
t 10 a.m. o'cl

         
ock on a Tuesd

ay
              
Guess a broken

              
 heart doesn't

              
 care that I j

         
ust woke up
            
Got a soft spo

              
t for a bev' a

              
nd a boy that'

  
s fruity

I can't lie, whole week's been tough

[Pre-Chorus]
   
No party invit

ations, not go

in' to the clu

b

[Chorus]

I'm just drink

ing to call so

meone
 
Ain't nobody s

afe when I'm a

 little bit dr

unk
             
Could be John 

             
or Larry, gosh


, who's to say

?
             
Or the one tha

              
t rhymes with 

              
"villain" if I

   
'm feelin' tha

t way
    
Oh, I'm just d

rinking to cal

l someone
  
A girl who kno

ws her liquor 

is a girl who'

s been dumped
             
Sippin' on my 

             
go go juice, I


 can't be blam

ed
         
Some good old-

              
fashioned fun 

              
sure numbs the

 
 pain

[Verse 2]
              
Ring, ring, ri

              
ng, yeah, it's

         
 super importa

nt (How many s

hots in an oun

ce?)
         
I might have d

              
ouble vision, 

              
but that is ir

         
relevant right

 now (Answer m

e, baby, um, a

re you in town

?)
  
I miss you and

 I think about

 you every min

ute
 
If you're stil

l disintereste

d in me, well,

 fuck

[Pre-Chorus]
     
Just tryin' di

fferent number

s, didn't thin

k that you'd p

ick up

[Chorus]

I'm just drink

ing to call so

meone

Ain't nobody s

afe when I'm a

 little bit dr

unk
             
Could be John 

             
or Larry, gosh


, who's to say

?
             
Or the one tha

              
t rhymes with 

              
"villain" if I

   
'm feelin' tha

t way
    
Oh, I'm just d

rinking to cal

l someone
            
A girl who kno

              
ws her liquor 

     
is a girl who'

s been dumped
             
Sippin' on my 

             
go go juice, I


 can't be blam

ed
         
Some good old-

              
fashioned fun 

              
sure numbs the

             
 pain (Ooh)

[Bridge]

  Ba-da-da, da

-da-da, da-da-

da-da

  Ba-da-da, da

-da-da
              
How's yous bee

          
n? What's up?
              
(Ah, woo, haha

              
ha) Ba-da-da, 

      
da-da-da, da-d

a-da-da
             
  Bye, it's me

              
, how's mm-cal

  
l, do you me s

till love?

  Ba-da-da, da

-da-da, da-da-

da-da

  Ba-da-da, da

-da-da

Shoulda we hooks up?
             
  Ba-da-da, da

    
-da-da, da-da-

da-da
              
Bye, it's me, 

             
how's mm-call,


 do you me sti

ll love?

[Chorus]

I'm just drink

ing to call so

meone
            
Ain't nobody s

              
afe when I'm a

 
 little bit dr

unk
             
Could be John 

             
or Larry, gosh


, who's to say

?
             
Or the one tha

              
t rhymes with 

              
"villain" if I

   
'm feelin' tha

t way
    
Oh, I'm just d

rinking to cal

l someone
            
A girl who kno

              
ws her liquor 

    
is a girl who'

s been dumped
             
Sippin' on my 

             
go go juice, I


 can't be blam

ed
         
Some good old-

              
fashioned fun 

              
sure numbs the

 
 pain