[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
             
  Guess I'll e

              
nd this life a


lone
             
I am not drama

              
tic, these are

             
 just the thou

          
ghts that pass

 right through

 me
             
  All the douc

              
hebags in my p


hone
             
I play them li

              
ke a slot mach

             
ine, if they'r

          
e winning I'm 

just losing


[Pre-chorus]
           
  Oh boy who's

 
 jacked and ki

nd
             
  Can't find h

   
is ass to save

 my life


[Chorus]
            
Oh it's slim p

#
ickins
             
If I can't hav

              
e the one I lo

              
ve, then it's 


you who I'll b

e kissin
             
  Just to get 

   
my fix in
          
Since the good

 ones are dece

ased or taken
            
I'll just keep

              
 on moanin' an

  
d bitchin'


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[Verse 2]
             
  Jesus what's

           
 a girl to do
             
This boy doesn

              
't even know t

             
he difference 

        
between "their

" "there" and 

"they are"
             
  Yet he's nak

         
ed in my room
             
Missin all the

              
 things he's m

             
issin, god kno

             
ws that he isn

          
't living larg

e


[Pre-chorus]
           
  Oh boy whose

 
 nice that bre

athes
             
  Well I swear

      
 he's nowhere 

to be seen


[Chorus]
         
It's slim pick

ins
             
If I can't hav

              
e the one I lo

              
ve, guess it's

             
 you who I'll 

   
be kissin
             
  Just to get 

   
my fix in
          
Since the good

 ones are dece

ased or taken
            
I'll just keep

              
 on moanin' an

  
d bitchin'
          
   Moanin' and

             
 bitchin'

   


[Outro]
              
And since the 

             
good ones call

              
 thier exes wa

 
sted
              
And since the 

             
lord forgot my

           
 gay awakenin'
              
Then I'll just

 
 be here in th

e kitchen
             
Serving up som

              
e moanin' and 


bitchin'