[Intro]

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[Verse 1]

   
Do people have

 a tendency to

 dump on you?
              
Does your grou

              
p have more ca

            
vities than th

eirs?
   
Do all the hip

pies seem to g

et the jump on

 you?
              
Do you sleep a

              
lone when othe

            
rs sleep in pa

irs?
             
Well there's n


o need to comp

lain
        
We'll eliminat

e your pain
       
We can neutral

ize your brain
              
You'll feel ju

  
st fine...now


[Chorus]

            
Buy a Big Brig

             
ht Green     P

              
leasure Machin

    
e!


[Verse 2]

  
Do figures of 

authority just

 shoot you dow

n?
              
Is life within

              
 the business 

         
world a drag?
          
Did your boss 

just mention t

hat you'd bett

er shop around

?
              
To find yourse

              
lf a more prod

       
uctive bag?
        
Are you worrie

d and distress

ed?
      
Can't seem to 

get no rest?
        
Put our produc

t to the test
              
You'll feel ju

  
st fine...now


[Chorus]

            
Buy a Big Brig

             
ht Green     P

              
leasure Machin

  
e!


[Bridge]

             
You better hur

          
ry up and orde

r one
             
Our limited su

              
pply is very n


early gone


[Verse 3]

       
Do you nervous

ly await the b

lows of cruel 

fate?
              
Do your checks

              
 bounce higher

              
 than a rubber

 
 ball?
        
Are you worrie

d 'cause your 

girlfriend's j

ust a little l

ate?
              
Are you lookin

              
g for a way to

          
 chuck it all?
       
We can end you

r daily strife
     
At a reasonabl

e price
              
You've seen it

 
 advertised in

 Life
              
You'll feel ju

  
st fine...now


[Chorus]

            
Buy a Big Brig

             
ht Green     P

              
leasure Machin

    
e!